Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Jackie Chan's Good Fate

Forbes voted actor Jackie Chan as the world's Top 10 
most generous philanthropist! How nice of Jackie!
I being a staunch believer in Palmistry, Feng Shui,
Fortune Telling and Spiritual World decided to investigate
Jackie Chan's good fate! See what I discovered!


If you can spot me in the ad, I will buy you nasi lemak!



See how Jackie could stand on one hand!.. Who cannot eh?
Now look closer at his palm!



Wow! Wow! All the lines are so clean, straight & lotsa money
and fame! How can we have the same fate?


 Bingo! I found his palm print mould on the floor!


Aha! My 2 palms fit perfectly into his and I did a
10 mins transaction. I withdrew US$5 million from
his palms. Once cleared I will share with you!




STOP DREAMING,  NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!!
THERE IS NO FREE LUNCH, YOU MORON.

9 comments:

  1. I day I want to be someone like Jackie Chan..... haha.. better stop dreaming....

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  2. Haha! Uhhhhh!! You can read palm ya... read mine, read mine... tell me whether I would be rich!!! hohohoho

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  3. the fellow 2 floors above me want to be rich like Jackie Chan? Don't dream la, cannot even have no attachment to money like Jackie Chan, and donate it out in big sum...how to have good merits like Jackie Chan and be rich?

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  4. Bruce, good fate is in your hands to achieve it.


    Jamie - I thought I have seen your palm? Well, the lines change very often, so you want updates?

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  5. hey, i see u...i see u in d poster...where is my nasi lemaK??

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  6. Emily, your eyes so sharp lah! No one else saw it, sigh! So you have won the biggest plate of nasi lemak with rendang ayam, sotong and chau si ham! LOL

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  7. I want ikan bilis and fried egg also..So so, when can i claim my nasi lemak?? tHink of it already make me so Hungry ler....hehee....

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  8. Emily - Your ikan bilis will be delivered to your doorstep one fine morning as a surprise breakfast!

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  9. sometimes dreaming ain't that bad~ Have a great day!

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