Hello? Can You Hear Me?
It was a rare Sunday and I was in a frenzy mood to clean up my whole condo. Call it Spring cleaning before the coming Chinese New Year. I ended up cleaning myself thoroughly inside out too before settling down for a gourmet vegetarian dinner at a nearby trendy cafe.
I unfolded this paper and made an amazing discovery. Take a good look and make a guess! Believe me, they all came out of my eardrums! Yes, my E-A-R....! Heard me?
Many years ago, I went for a massage and the masseur suggested that I had the Ear Candling done. I paid RM35 to have both ears drained and my ear shit came out like wheat meal fibre. Nice to stir them into your Hot Milo cuppa! Yum! Yum!
So last week, I stumbled into this Ear Wax Candling sticks at an outlet at Times Square. For just RM12 for a pair, it was a real bargain to DIY since it's so damn easy.
Just light up the end and insert into your ear. Get someone to hold it for several minutes and allow it to burn till the black line to stop. While burning, it's advisable to massage the back of your earlobe and around your ear including the sinus passage areas of your face.
After waxing both ears, it's so good to see all my EAR SHIT! OMG! OMG! Twilight is so full of shit. My sinus was cleared and all the very thick dirty Petronas oil came out alongside so much dust, dirt and SHIT! I had seen someone else's shit which included a tiny insect fossils that crept inside and died inside his ear drum after getting mummified with the ear oil and shit.
Hey guys, time to Spring Clean your ears to breathe in a BETTER 2009!