I used to fetch Hospice patients to daycare or hospitals for various cancer related treatment. Some suffered from colon cancer and I was kinda takut after observing the intense pain they had to endure. Sometimes they rolled in back backseat from pain and it was sad! Thank god, all of them are in heavens now, free from pain.
Once I blogged about landing into SJMC after my intestine ruptured from a simple appendicitis problem which I made a mistake by taking it lightly. My boss asked me to gulp down pain killers thinking that it was mere tummy discomfort till my appendix swelled to 5 inches long with fat juicy toxic 'nanah' inside. It finally burst out like angry Volcano and I collapsed on the office's meeting room floor. I rolled like a rolling pin on the floor screaming in pain. When I opened my eyes hours later, I was shocked to wake up in the unfamiliar operating theatre to see masked green Aliens around with UFO lights hovering above my head. The kind Alien surgeon removed his mask & smiled to say I was safely operated. I dunno what he operated, so I checked my dick first. Still there wor! Hee hee!
Since then, I paid attention to the whole colon community beneath my belly. I could not afford to go for frequent colon cleansing which run up to 4 figure sums to get hosed up inside my asshole. I can imagine getting sodomized by a female nurse using a hose and then pay her thousands of ringgit instead. Makes no sense to me kan!??! @#$%&!!!
After reading Perky's Body Detox blog posting, I thought of sharing my own DIY colon cleansing cum detox method. I found this Bio Green stuff from a MLM called K-Link. Hey, if you think someone is paying me again to blog their stuff, go to hell okei. Now this fine powder stuff contains almost 70 organic ingredients which include all sorts of wheat, rice, oats, vegies, grains, fruits and kacang putehs mixed together!
When my angin is betul, I will drink them by scooping 2 spoons and bancuh into plain water. Stir! Stir! Stir!.... It will form up into thick gel paste if you don't drink it after 5 minutes I guess! Once I made a glass and then yakked on the stupid phone for half hour. I was shocked to witness a Fat Green Worm formed inside my glass like a Chinese New Year Nin-Gou! Ha ha! The powder kena masuk angin and got naturally hardened lah.
So drink it fast lah and let this healthy muddy drink flow inside and fill up your whole colon community inside your belly. All the toxins, shit, sai, dirt and hantu must have clinged onto my colon walls after decades! This Bio Green powder will form the soft gel inside my colon and cling onto all the aliens along the walls. The above pix is how Twilight's asshole is assumed.
Many hours later, my colon will be full after eating like a greedy glutton babi. It is time to go berak and the best is to find a squat toilet so that can display your "Goods" coming out soon.
(My shit will come out in 1 long piece, unbroken! So shiok lah, no need wipe toilet paper coz your anus will be so clean too. I am not kidding about my asshole okei!)
Nah! My shit will come out like this in 1 single piece like a Salvador Dali's artwork which I saw in the New York's Metropolitan Museum of Art.
This is how Twilight does his internal overhaul routine and you can also slim down by drinking it as replacement meals. All this is my own theory and I am not paid by any Boss or Taugehs okei.