It was so rare that I got up so early on a Sunday again and had a quick Chee Cheong Fun breakfast before dashing like Speedy Gonzale to KLCC. I had bought tickets many moons ago and almost forgot about it.
The convention hall was packed to the brim and I sat down behind this young family. I couldn't believe that they had no choice but to tag their kid along. Her silly parents brought homework for her to do while they could enjoy themselves. Poor daughter, she had to scribble Chinese writings while being sandwiched in between her mom & skinny dad. I think her dad was skinnier than a joss stick.
Yes, it is Twilight having a date to hear this world famous Feng Shui Grandma talk again after 1 year. Lillian Too's books have been published in over 20 languages to date and holds talk worldwide from Hawaii to Amsterdam and Manila. I am not her fan okay but I enjoy her ramblings and loud words. So similar to me! Hey, she is a Harvard graduate and is also from Penang hometown like me with a fire lava mouth. She sells her Feng Shui ornaments like a top sales girl, so convincing that sent the gullible audience out to buy huge boxes of her stuffs home!
I observe many famous Feng Shui Masters with an open mind and make my own silent judgement. I had attended talks by Joey Yap and will never listen to him again coz he said colours do not influence Feng Shui. My jaw dropped open in disbelief for 15 minutes till flies laid eggs beneath my tongue. I also have online teaching by Singapore's Feng Shui Queen - Master Lynn Yap who is a very unique and different teacher. I tend to agree to much of her theories as she emphasizes on merits and karma as well.
Recently there was a debate by World Masters on whether Feng Shui is a Science or Superstition? I don't know the verdict but if you ask me, I would say that some divine spirits had told me that Feng Shui is a very important matter for humans to observe and they are Science and Physics as well.
Look at the radiant Lillian Too in her stunning low cut dress with sparkling sequins that dazzled my eyes. Here she was chuckling and finally shrieked out at the male Singaporean photographer who snapped her non stop. I guessed he was her old flame who held her up on the steps.
Lillian Too - Aiyo! Aiyo! Kau liao lah loo. Loo Singapore lang aneh Kiasu hip wai photo beh stop aaaaarrrr!!!!!!
Old Flame - Hanah! Hanah! Wah Singapore lang kiasu land lah.. Kekekeh!
Lillian Too was not well, I guess she is suffering from some undisclosed illness coz she has shrunk down her size and looked weak & pale. She was so frank, didn't hide and revealed that her friends had just conducted a Tibetan Medicine Buddha's prayer ceremony for her the day before. I was trying hard to guess what kinda sickness could it be till her friends had to conduct big prayers!!! Gosh...Oh.....Well, I wish her a speedy recovery!
Oops, so many ladies groped and jostled till Lillian Too lost her balance! That lady grabbed her on nick of time otherwise Twilight would have been 'pancaked' by Lillian Too on top! Do you think she weighs 90 kilos?
During break intervals, I spotted this hunky guy who wore his own face printed on the back of his shirt carrying a raccoon animal bag! Guess who? He is Kee Hua Chee - Malaysia's most flamboyant freelance writer who has interviewed all the famous celebrities like Jimmy Choo, Shah Rukh Khan, Nicole Kidman, tens of International Royalties including novel writer Dame Barbara Cartland!
I first met Kee Hua Chee some years back during a private luncheon hosted by Sheila Majid at the Marriot Hotel. I was stunned to see a sashaying male wearing so much studded jewelries on his wrists and neck with frills shirt and pleated silk pants! OMG!!!.... He really outshone Sheila Majid that afternoon!
During lunch break I had to sit and warm myself in the park under the trees as the air con in the hall was fucking cold. On my left, this Ang Mor Lau Eee was roasting under the blazing sun to turn herself into Kenny Rogers Grilled Chicken!
In front of me, there was a live soap drama with so much tears flowing from the actress. She was sobbing and raining tears non stop... woohoo hoo hooo hoo.... while the nerd was begging her like hell. He felt so bloody shy coz I was staring at him. Twilight is so Kay Po Chee ... kan?
After 15 minutes, they got up and walked into the Educational Fair's hall below. Maybe she failed her exams I guess! Aiyo, just quit studying and work in supermarket lah.
There was a long long beeline of Lillian Too's die hard fans anxiously wanting her autograph on their Feng Shui books.
Twilight - Hi hi! Grandma Lillian!
Lillian Too - Whooa! You ka Twilight? Aiyo loo hor boh! Long time no see laar!
Happily, she shook her front assets in excitement!
The show has ended and Lillian Too bade farewell but so many ladies still thronged to the stage to snap her photos, shook hands and still asked the most stupid questions! She lost her patience and roared back at them like a monster!! Ha ha ha! I was taken aback that some audiences were so %$#@ stupid morons for posing silliest questions.
Last year on January 2008, she predicted precisely what would happen to the world's economy and natural calamities in 2008.
I am not sure if you guys would love to hear what Lillian Too has predicted for 2009?