It was the most memorable New Year's Eve bang I ever had! I will never forget the jolly ride in a truck too. I was in a festive twilight mood & drove out for lunch. Up along the slope, a fucking bastard car driven by a bloody Fatso swerved out from the side yellow line and KABOOOM! BANG! Twilight had a terrible car accident while squeezing one tiny pimple on the rear mirror. I did not even realise what I had hit at or rather being hit by. Then I realized a monster had rammed onto my car from side ways.
I got down from the car, feeling damned Too-Lan in my dark glasses looking like a Mafia ready to kill anyone. Chinese New Year popped up in my mind, escalating my anger. New Year's Eve bash fueled my fury & temper further.
Twilight: Fucking Head! How dare you park on the yellow line?
Fatso driver: ...............(speechless!) .........................................
Twilight: I don't wanna point fingers now, accident is accident!
Fatso driver: I just finished eating ice kacang & u banged me!
Twilight: I haven't had my lunch & you ruined my apetite now!
Fatso diver: I just serviced my car yesterday to make a trip back
to Penang for Chinese New Year. Now my car is gone!...
Twilight: Will you shut up! I am also going back to Penang and
now my car will have problem to get imported parts. @#%& you!
Fatso driver: Oh you Penang kia also, Hokkien lang aaaarrr?
Twilight: YOU HOKKIEN LAN-LAH! I AM NOT HOKKIEN.
10 minutes later, a bitch pulled over in a Wira. I had a shock that she was 6 feet tall like me and wore an even darker sunglasses. She is the bitch gal friend of that fatso driver who only knows how to eat her and ice kacang. She started swinging like a monkey throwing her nasty fits & tantrums hurling abusive language. The Fatso kept begging her to cool down and not to say a word to Twilight. Fatso mumbled to her - That Twilight guy is so damned PISSED now, please lower your voice honey!
Another 15 mins later, my friend's Tow-Truck vulture came to lift up my poor car and towed it to the police station. It was my first time sitting in such a tow truck and it was funny! It was wobbling like HELL all the way.
I hope you guys had a wonderful New Year's Eve count down. My head was numb and my heart was sore. I said Good Bye to 2008 and may all the bad soei ended on 31st Dec 2008!
The Fatso driver and his Waja! See! He was at the yellow line and his ice kacang stall was behind. My car tore off his whole front bumper onto the road. He looked so NAKED now! Tonight at midnight, I will go and torch that illegal stall to ashes & powder for causing so many accidents after his clients ate his ice kacang!
Good luck to you guys and may the cuddly Teddy Bears give you big hugs and comfort for a Good New Year 2009. Thank you for your kind wishes & support in reading my blog!
I must buy a new car in 2009, what should I buy? CRV, 318 or Nautica?
HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!