My Worst Nightmare
I have been eating so much since Christmas through Chinese New Year till Valentine's Day! I was eating so much Santa's Turkeys, pies, ice creams and tossing endless of Yee Sang for prosperity! Worst of all, I didn't go to gym for almost 2 months and Jackie Chan was laughing hysterically all his way to the bank coz I paid buta-buta for his gym fees.
Then Valentine's Dinner plus munching pop corns in Gold Class till 3am watching Benjamin Button movie! Sure my nightmare began right after!
This is Twilight!
Layers of Wobbly Fat and big tits! I screamed in my dreams when I saw myself in the mirror! My shocked mirror just dropped off from its hook and fainted onto the floor.
I met 4 Fugly Ballooned Ladies in bikinis by the beach. I cried and ran far far away but they still chased me all way with their fats pounding the ground thunderously. Help! Help!
When I woke up, I was panting in cold sweat. My nightmare was real coz I am so fat now! Please don't invite me to eat anything again. Let me run on the treadmill like a mice for 3 months.
What is wrong with everyone for complaining so much? We are what we eat and let's just be happy with our size. Being fat and obese is nice sometimes, agree don't you?
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