Everyday when I turn on my computer, I must check online all newspapers first. Aiyoh! Aiyoh! Whooa! Chehh! Chiibaiiii! That is my typical expressions. The news is full of craps and sickening news of political shit, gory murders and facking ah longs. Today politicians assembled under Pokok Hujan and tomorrow they might assemble under Pokok Pisang.
I am really tired of reading newspapers recently, makes my mood gloomy. Many moons ago, I worked for Cambodia Times and that was a hell place to be coz there were 28 Indians and 8 Chinese & Malays. So many back stabbers and bomb shellings apart from delayed news from Cambodia reaching us. Sometimes reporter kena bombed, sometimes wrong photos sent to us and all shit people made working life puked. So I quit in 30 days! I bade them all Chi-Bye!
Can you spot Twilight in the pix?
Of course not idiot, coz I took the photos!!
Last week I was invited to join the last batch of colleagues to visit the printing plant of Suratkhabar Bintang, our most femes & popular paper. You know what? That kilang is out of bound to orang-orang awam, so heavily guarded that I was being sandwiched by so many walkie-talkie guards! Aiyo, so mah-fan lo.
I entered the lobby and saw a big comic wall, quite funny with their daily ramblings. Then hor, I spotted several familiar funny faces in it.
Dato Seri Wong Chun Wai.... need to say more?
Dato Ng Poh Tip
Some briefings about their printing process to roll out over 300,00 copies per day!
We were all given ear plugs before entering the printing area fully barricaded by guards around us. No cameras allowed coz I looked like a terrorist and OMG! It was so bloody huge like a monster!
Since I cannot snap photos, I asked them to allow me to shoot the model replica to show you. Look, it is 3 storey high single machine which starts from one end and comes out cut and folded on the other end.
It looked a bit like this one and it was SO NOISY that any lizard or cockroach that entered there would become instantly deaf. Enough of newspapers lah. I think I will publish my own Twilight News with grandma stories in my blog. Wanna read?