I think bloggers come in many categories and I've fallen to the ranks of "Expired Blogger" coz I am always late! SK Thamby puts me to shame always. Bah!
Well, the good side is that our economy is sliding downhill but my office workload has escalated. Don't believe me, you may ask Anton coz he often accompanied me as "online buddy". Oh dear, we have never even met but talked anything under the sun like old mates. Heeeee!
So the long weekend 2 weeks ago, Sam had a fun sleep over session while Cole was earlier being seduced by a pervert admirer at Market Place, I went home instead to Penang to visit my old parents - Dad being 81 years old and Mum is 79 years old. Let me update you about them since the last posting about Mum & Dad in December.
My Papa Twilight wants to go online again and to read blogs of RPK, Tun Mahathir and blah blah. Old dad is so forgetful that he cannot remember where's the ON/OFF buttons and many others. So he bought his latest Lenovo PC and pasted very ugly orange stickers all over! Old dad is still quite brand conscious at his age. I think JD Cole would be the same at 81 years, still shopping for LVs.
I was so stunned that he bought a new 42" Samsung LCD for just RM3,000 net! That was so fucking cheap man! The shopkeeper swore that he's selling the cheapest sets in the country. So head to Penang to buy the cheapest electrical stuffs.
Not forgetting Mama Twilight who still waltzs ballroom with Papa every week, so she has many dancing shoes with suede bottoms to glide on the floor like an old Thai swan.
All her Imelda Marcos shoes are custom made and you won't believe that Jimmy Choo's father used to make her earlier shoes, many decades ago! This month's end, old Mama Twilight is co-hosting the YMCA's World Ballroom Competition in Penang. Twilight is being invited to the black suit ball! Yay!
My journey back to KL was so peaceful and serene with the morning drizzle. It was so freaking cool at 22C degrees with heavy fog like the rolling Guilin mountains in China. You only get to see this after Ipoh with the limestone hills beautifully run across like a dragon ascending from heavens.
Then suddenly hor....
I saw a corpse lying on the roadside motionless in badly torn clothing. I could not figure out the gender coz the bra chested was so mighty flat like a man, so I aimed at the genitals instead coz the Levis 501 was ripped apart like that!
I stopped the car and got down to discover a muscular Malay hunky man still alive! Eeer Yiaks, his flesh were ripped torn with open wounds oozing blood all over. His fingers were all broken and pointed all directions at North, South, East & West! Shrieks! He was numbed in silent pain!
2 female bimbos also got down and related in hysterical manner on how the man crashed by himself onto the side railings! He was speeding straight and the strong crosswinds blew him to the side, crashing on the metal sides. He was thrown off from his bike and fell onto the highway with his bike gliding towards passing cars! So the bimbo couldn't brake on time and ran over his bike!
So hysterical she was, kept pleading with Twilight to be the witness that she didn't hit him cos the victim was in great agony & pain to speak. Kaneeneh asked me be witness? Sorry, I didn't see how it happened exactly.
So many kay pohs stopped by, causing massive traffic jam on both sides! Someone pulled the victim's pants up to cover his pubic hair! Ambulance was summoned and the stupid receptionist asked us which hospital we preferred to summon their ambulance? WTF! How on earth do we know whether Slim River or Tanjung Malim?
The policemen arrived shortly but parked their truck on the other side of the lane. The stupid Bimbo pleaded hysterically again to the police that she didn't hit the victim but he fell by himself. I would have just shut my fucking mouth if I were her. Ended up the police had to examine her car and question her thoroughly.
Half way through, another accident happened on the same spot. OMG! A speeding motorcyclist rammed onto the police's truck which was parked stationary. There was a loud crashing bang and the motorcyclist was thrown off, onto the road. He got up in a terrible daze and smiled to the policemen.