Full Of Shit
Hello Everybody? You hear me? Thanks for coming to read even when I have not been able to update my blog. Honestly, I dozed off every night with my lappie on the deck chair like a Grandma whenever I tried to blog.
After shifting to the house, I was tied down with the project for Chengdu, China and followed by a property launch in Puchong. Hell no, I was roped in to handle another bigger project in Jakarta!
Help, I need A BREAK!
I am also tired of hearing all the shit smeared in the political arena around us with that Khir Toyol saga. Yeah, Toyol is Indon devil. Then suddenly I saw something when I parked my car in the office basement.
Oh God, the sewage pipe leaked! Have you ever seen shit falling from the sky?
I swear I saw someone just flushed the toilet water upstairs.... eerr I guess from Kam Lun Tai Restaurant. BOOOM! All the chunks of shit fell onto the floor. So many cars kena sai or call it Kanasai. LOL
Yiaksss! Blueekk! This is fresh human shit just being excreted out live telecast and witnessed by Grandma! You know what? I dare not buy 4-D numbers for whole week. Sure tak boleh kena lah! The shit fell from the sky for almost 2 fucking weeks and nobody bothered. Life is really full of SHIT sometimes. Ha ha ha ha!
Then I got paranoid with the H1N1 when some colleagues started wearing masks inside the office! Chiibaaiii! So I would bring a plastic bag to cover my head instead. That got me worried and now I stocked up all the hand wash sanitizers, vitamin Cs and Yomeishu! I better not take chances!
Then Michi's birthday came along, nothing big and no dinner whatsoever! How cruel of me, yeah!
I have booked the trip to Phuket to celebrate her birthday this weekend instead with friends from London and Bangkok who would fly in on the same day for the week-long Michi-Birthday Festival. I think she deserves a good life as her childhood had been nothing but again, shit! Oh, the TV was given by my parents who adore her like a kitten...
I never took her to watch sleazy Thai Tiger shows, so we will watch Elephant Show instead which is world famous in Phuket. I heard the cats, ducks and chickens could obey the circus trainer too! Why sometimes humans cannot obey the law of karma? Animals are always safer than some humans these days.
Have a good weekend and I will be flying off this Sunday. I hope to find my grandparent's house in Phuket where my mum and dad got married over 50 years ago.
Phuket Here I Come!
(Will there be a tsunami?)