The romantic idea and brilliant concept of 'secret gardens' had existed since ancient times during the last days of Pompeii or the period when Chinese emperors flirted endlessly with their concubines in wine-bathing pools. They all loved their private enclave called 'secret gardens'.
Grandma had to work on a blardy @#$% Saturday morning to conduct some routine checks. So I curi-shot some photos of this modern day secret gardens! The hi-end developers today are cleverly making extra BUCK$ by building beautifully paved and landscaped enclaves right behind those million dollar homes they are selling. You will have your own garden within your property but the whole back lane would be the 'secret gardens' shared by your wealthy and nosey CB neighbours!
The tiled entrance to the privately guarded secret gardens which is cleverly not wasted becoming a backlane for stray cats or pimps to trade flesh.
It is nice and long, suitable for Anton to hold mama's hand for long evening walks and hum his favourite lines..
"Walk on a trail of loving kindness. Walk on a path of compassion.... And all else around you will be beautiful"
They even have light exercising stations and what would William think of this tilted board? Perhaps it's nice to get laid horrr!
Along the way, there's kiddies section while the Tai-Tais and maids could sit inside the pavilion to bitch the juiciest gossips about the tyrant Masters of their houses!
There's kinky iron rings right behind your luxury home too. Maybe ItchyBiru might love this to hang upside down a'la Bondage style. LOL.
My inspection job was done, all ready for client to launch! I always salivated admiring the interiors of the posh homes in Klang Valley, often rolling on their King Sized Beds and browsing the ultra modern kitchen cabinets. I can only dream to play inside the show units!
Now I was stucked in the usual fucking highway jam on the way back. Look, 5 lanes and all had to move at snail speed.
I think you are wandering where the hell is this 'secret gardens'? Well, guess la and win a treat from Grandma. He will summon KeenYee to bake Egg Tarts for the winner!
Quick guess the name of this posh development!! Win 1 DOZEN GRANDMA'S EGG TARTS!
If you cannot guess, just tell me where this rolling hills is located, will win you HALF DOZEN CUMMY EGG TARTS!
Still cannot guess, need some clues?
The condo far behind in between the palm leaves and house is overlooking at Highland Towers right below! Aha! Sudah tahu kan!!
Still tak tahu? Look below, another clue!
This is Siti Nurhaliza's mansion which is just a stone's throw away! I bet you have the answer right, spot on~!!!
If still dunno, your head must be some kinda EGG TART!
If you are my office colleague or ex-colleague, please don't ever post your answer or I will SLAP your mouth hard ok.