Saturday, November 7, 2009

Secret Gardens

The romantic idea and brilliant concept of 'secret gardens' had existed since ancient times during the last days of Pompeii or the period when Chinese emperors flirted endlessly with their concubines in wine-bathing pools. They all loved their private enclave called 'secret gardens'.

Grandma had to work on a blardy @#$% Saturday morning to conduct some routine checks. So I curi-shot some photos of this modern day secret gardens! The hi-end developers today are cleverly making extra BUCK$ by building beautifully paved and landscaped enclaves right behind those million dollar homes they are selling. You will have your own garden within your property but the whole back lane would be the 'secret gardens' shared by your wealthy and nosey CB neighbours!


The tiled entrance to the privately guarded secret gardens which is cleverly not wasted becoming a backlane for stray cats or pimps to trade flesh.


It is nice and long, suitable for Anton to hold mama's hand for long evening walks and hum his favourite lines..

"Walk on a trail of loving kindness. Walk on a path of compassion.... And all else around you will be beautiful"

They even have light exercising stations and what would William think of this tilted board? Perhaps it's nice to get laid horrr!

Along the way, there's kiddies section while the Tai-Tais and maids could sit inside the pavilion to bitch the juiciest gossips about the tyrant Masters of their houses!

There's kinky iron rings right behind your luxury home too. Maybe ItchyBiru might love this to hang upside down a'la Bondage style. LOL.

My inspection job was done, all ready for client to launch! I always salivated admiring the interiors of the posh homes in Klang Valley, often rolling on their King Sized Beds and browsing the ultra modern kitchen cabinets. I can only dream to play inside the show units!

Now I was stucked in the usual fucking highway jam on the way back. Look, 5 lanes and all had to move at snail speed.

I think you are wandering where the hell is this 'secret gardens'? Well, guess la and win a treat from Grandma. He will summon KeenYee to bake Egg Tarts for the winner!

Quick guess the name of this posh development!! Win 1 DOZEN GRANDMA'S EGG TARTS!

If you cannot guess, just tell me where this rolling hills is located, will win you HALF DOZEN CUMMY EGG TARTS!

ZZZzzzzz.... ZZZzzzz

Still cannot guess, need some clues?

Look below.


The condo far behind in between the palm leaves and house is overlooking at Highland Towers right below! Aha! Sudah tahu kan!!

Still tak tahu? Look below, another clue!


This is Siti Nurhaliza's mansion which is just a stone's throw away! I bet you have the answer right, spot on~!!!


If still dunno, your head must be some kinda EGG TART!
Muahaha-ha-ha-ha!



If you are my office colleague or ex-colleague, please don't ever post your answer or I will SLAP your mouth hard ok.
Ke-ke-ke-ke-ke!

40 comments:

  1. in bukit antarabangsa one ah?

    the valley ttdi? one of the latest launch ma...

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  2. Woi doc! Which is which now? pening la grandma. LOL

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  4. haha, I am not KL lang, don't know where is it. I just know that your lasering skills are totally fantastic, thrilling, and killing! Wonder what will happen during face-to-face conversation LOL.

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  7. I'll be ever too glad to change the lyrics to my hum ............. "Tie a noose around granma Twilight's neck before slicing her up, walk on a trail of her bloody guts and entrails, and all else around you will seem less entertaining." :P
    +Ant+

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  8. Anton and his mum will get a shock of their life seeing me and my bf humping there.

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  9. Anton'll send mommy dearest home and take his videocam for a real exciting shoot to be titled "Kisah cina miang bersodomi di taman misteri"
    +Ant+

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  10. everything also in that area ma...

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  11. it's gated residential gardens... which not encouraged when planning... ops...yeah i am doing master in urban planning... no doubt a nice garden!!

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  12. wow~ the environment and the houses look damn good :) i hope i can get one at there
    hehehe~

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  13. when grandma n Anton go walk-walk, Bengbeng mayb can trail along with his Nikon. who knows can bump into William n bf

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  14. I think my gead is an egg tart le. Really dunno where is this. Summon me to bake egg tart? Poor WINNER!!!

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  15. alamak , i dunno where is it...

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  16. C'est la Vie - Too bad no tarts for you. Ask Bong to share his!

    Gratitude - Wait till I slice you with my parang! :)

    William - His mum might faintz on the spot. So don't turn your head around ok.

    Gratitude - After cam him, post to PornTube! LOL

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  17. Ichimaru - Blek! No tarts for you! Ask Bong to kindly share!

    Medie007 - You got it half RIGHT! So half dozen EGG TARTS will greet you this wknd!

    Fufu - How brilliant! Plenty of jobs available for your qualification. Our country needs Urban Planners so badly.

    L2 - These luxury homes suits Carcosa diners like you!

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  18. Bengbeng - So when you bump into William and BF, you wanna make it a Trio? LOL... then pass me your camera lahh..

    KY - Hello please bake 6 EGG TARTS with wet cum for the half winner. Thankssssss!

    Vincent - Come to KL and your Uncle TZ will take you jalan2 at the Secret Gardens & thereafter to Yuen Steamboat to eat 60 prawns until you miang! LOL

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  19. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHA

    faints.

    who wants KY's eggs??? :P :P :P

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  20. Oh, for Medie007...I full put in FULL ingredients!!! LOL

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