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Wish My Papa Is Rich

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How nice if my Papa is Rich today!  I would be driving this flashy car to have my breakfast weekly.
Perhaps I would even own 2 similar beauty in my garage! 


Now cut the crap, I have been eating at Papa Rich @ 3rd Mile ~ Jalan Klang Lama almost weekly since its door was opened. I have brought no less than 20 friends consisting many bloggers, bimbos, sluts, Koreans, Japanese and etc.

Everyone knew that I am hell'a fire mouthed and grumbled so much at the manager for all the shortcomings, wrong orders, snail service and screwed up servings! I am not kidding and many bloggers were my witnesses armed with cameras! So scary to serve me, yeah!
Well, I had every intention to patronize this Papa Rich for a long time as it's conveniently located within my enclave. I like its ambience and good ventilation, never mind the shortcomings! I was always busy chatting and gossiping all the latest gory tales laaa.
I had given a tough time to its manager James but this fella was always smiling so hard …

Let's Do It Together!

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A while ago, I received some spam mails which showed very gory photos that hit my spine instantly. My head was numbed and sent my chilly thoughts racing again over an old issue.
Some years ago, Michi signed up to make a pledge and proudly showed me her card!  OMG I was shocked in disbelief and squirmed like Yuen's shrimp.
She wants to donate all her organs to the hospital to benefit the needy or medical studies!~ EEEeeekk !! ~
Grandma's heart sank, selfishly.
When I received this gory email, my heart fluttered again and I made some research. I read the Buddhist sutra books that says ~ If one pledges to donate his organs, upon death, the heavens would ascend to receive his soul before any doctor could knife his corpse!
I think many death row prisoners who pledged themselves, had secured places in the Land Of Eternity.
Who doesn't want to live above in the heavens? Maybe KEENYEE prefers his current abode. The old man or rather the soothsayer oldie must have failed to convince him!

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