My Traffic Summons - RM6020!!!!!!!

I had a very bad week with my brains numbed. As you guys know that our traffic summons deadline is tomorrow, I sent my staff to the police station to check my status. I had the biggest shock when she sent me the sms below.

Goodness RM6020!!!!

I knew that I am a road devil who often sped or raced. My fastest record was driving from Penang to KL in just 2 hours & 20 mins in a BMW 735i many years ago. My ex-boss who was taking a nap in the car, woke up in a shocking disbelief when I arrived safely at Jalan Duta's toll.

When I was younger student during the 80's, my brother used to work for our family friend, the Honda King Tan Sri Loh Boon Siew who owned Honda cars and motorcycles chain business. My brother was the right hand man to his late son Loh Kah Kheng who later committed suicide by hanging himself. I could borrow their Honda cars from my brother and often went racing around Penang island. It was my craziest days on the road challenging some Matt Rempits who drove Ford Laser Sports while I accelerated in modified Preludes or Civics, beating them to pulp.

So I was not surprised that I have many speed summons to pay but not at this whopping RM6020!!! Anyone would have gone nuts like me. I went into frenzy and emo mode for hours, feeling the punishment slapped on me.

Suddenly, I took a good look at the SMS again and smiled. That fucking bitch had given the police the WRONG NUMBER PLATE!!!! Ha ha ha ha!!

Now my summons is only 5 tickets at RM1050. That's a big relief for me.
Happy Weekend!!