Friday, June 24, 2011

Driving Pleasures

How many of you out there suffers like me on the road? On typical days, I have to drive a minimum of 74 kilometers daily to work and back home. Somedays I clocked over 150km by just running around Klang Valley like a headless dog in massive jams and stressed city. That's my job and it's no bed of roses dei..

My faithful Blaupunkt 5-CDs stereo set died a few years ago and my music sensed also died along. I went around to ask shops to repair and the sales crooks merely tried to lure me to get a new set. They told me craps like it was tough to find repair experts and need to ship it to Hildesheim, Germany!! Blah~Blah~Blah! What the fuck man?




I was patient and started meditating in traffic jams instead or listened to silly radio stations which blared noisy commercials and talked shits that I loathed to hear. After 3 painful years, I nearly turned bonkers and lunatic on the road stressing my head daily in massive traffic jams! The taxes and tolls we pay will never solve the traffic woes. Just look at the damned Kerinchi Link!

So I decided to find a new cheapo set to replace and realised the square hole on my dashboard is too big. I could not find the right model to fit precisely until the audio man told me to get this latest Multi-media player set!


Voila! My lost life and mood came bouncing back!





This set fitted precisely into the hole on my dashboard perfectly. Muacks!
I am so excited cos it has multi functions for players like DVD, MP3, all TV Stations, GPS, Thumbdrive, iPod and blah blah blah. I still need to activate and add $$ to connect the TV etc. I wonder if I could install a dish to connect to ASTRO too!


Now I have live concerts of Lady Gaga, Jay Chou, Wang Lee Hom or BeeGees to serenade me daily with their performances while driving in crawling jams @ 5kph. It is safe yet entertaining.



If I am driving my honey and friends, we could laugh along with Stephen Chow or Mr. Bean.



If I am horny and need kinky stuffs to keep my vibe sensations running, I could view the Japanese hamsap man eating raw oysters! Ooops!


33 comments:

suituapui said...

Don't tell me!!! Jonathan bought you this too? Tsk! Tsjk! Muahahahaha!!!!

William said...

Porn while driving? You shifting a different stick?

Danny said...

canggihnyerr... porn on the road? seriously?

foongpc said...

Wah! So terror! Can watch porn while stuck in the jam!

[SK] said...

wow, Arumugam got such a nice player in the car!! how can you not play the Bollywood music but instead Lady Gaga?? Arumugam has already forgotten the sweet voice of Letchumi singing Kuch Kuch Hota Hai specially to Arumugam Anay??

foongpc said...

For me, listening to songs is good enough entertainment! I don't watch porn on public road. Haha!!

[SK] said...

and somemore japanese oyster movie and stephen chow?? i thot Arumugam recorded lots of video while chasing Letchumi around the coconut trees, never play them in the car with the new multi-player?? haiz, Letchumi is playing the video everyday with the 80s cassette player you know??

foongpc said...

Hi SK!! You are here!! Haha!

[SK] said...

but Arumugam really watching raw oyster movie in the car while driving?? wow, later suddenly got another "leg" to step on the accelerator and that is very dangerous hokay?? Arumugam cannot like that, safety first, or else Letchumi will scared!! muahahahahahaha~~ :D

[SK] said...

hehehe, yeah, i am here Panda!! learnt your bad habit to sleep late, sigh!! anyway, am waiting my download to complete and i'll shut down and go to bed.. so seeing still 10 minutes spare, i just come and spam Arumugam~~ :D

foongpc said...

So late also not yet sleep ah? Not good one you know hehe

[SK] said...

btw, Arumugam back to you.. that multi function player is kind of loud lah, when you park your car outdoor i think you might need to detach it from the slot and keep it else where, or else possibly got snatch thieves break your glass and rob it away.. that is not good~~

foongpc said...

What bad habit? Panda sleep in the day time what! Night time it's time to roam around haha!!

foongpc said...

LOL @another leg!! : D yeah will cause accident!! hahaha!!!

foongpc said...

It's true what SK said. Now that you have this device in your car, it will be the target of thief and robbers! better be careful!! : D

TZ said...

Can you give me your number so i could call grandma cab which equipped with the super player... :)

ChrisAu said...

Yo man , how much is it ? Sounds cool and I watch watch oyster .. Opps.. I mean vids when kena stuck.

Bananazஇ said...

Drive safefully (safely + careful) bro..very canggih set.

Medie007 said...

wah. touchscreen some more.

Takashi said...

keep the porn in check...

and make it gay porn pls!

Coffee Girl said...

Meditating during traffic jams? ahaha! seriously? how do you do that? i wud be talking to myself if theres no mp3 to be played (donno if thats healthier). But porn?? LOL.

The Tame Lion said...

Wow, that's cool, bro! :)
Oh, Stephen Chow!! :D

Xjion89 said...

Driving pressure~
i hate traffic jam><
wow, isn't this a bit distracting ?

kyh said...

wah so hi end!

oyster got dip in chilli sauce or lime juice? Muahahahahah!

Twilight Man said...

suituapui ~ Heh heh.. Jonathan has never sat inside my junk car.

William ~ My joy stick was lame! LOL

Danny ~ Wanna watch together? I fetch you ok.

FoongPC ~ Yeah you can cum inside my car! You wanna watch Camboadian ka?

Twilight Man said...

suituapui ~ Heh heh.. Jonathan has never sat inside my junk car.

William ~ My joy stick was lame! LOL

Danny ~ Wanna watch together? I fetch you ok.

FoongPC ~ Yeah you can cum inside my car! You wanna watch Camboadian ka?

Twilight Man said...

SK Thambee ~ I got listen to Hindi songs dei and watch Abishek dancing la. What about my 3rd leg? Kekeke..
Now you and FoongPC got me worried about the car thieves! Sweat! Sweat! I must cover it with saree!

TZ ~ Grandma Cab? What a good idea for my retirement income!

ChrisAu ~ You can this cheapest range from RM600 only nia....

Twilight Man said...

BananaZ@ ~ Yes sir, I will drive safely, carefully and happily too.

Medie007 ~ Besides touch screen got remote control and steering buttons too!

Takashi ~ When you come on board, you can choose your kinky movies.

Twilight Man said...

Coffee Girl ~ Thanks for visiting. Just shut my eyes and went to Zzzzzzz until a motorcyclist tapped my window! Dei, I dozed off lah. So malu kan.

The Tame Lion ~ Thanks for coming! I love your cool blogs too.

Xjion89 ~ The songs and shows made me forget the stress and jams! Worth the money spent la.

kyh ~ Oyster dipped in Wasabi la. LOL kekekeke..

Andrik McVean said...

hahahahaha,,,dont be horny while driving

Life Ramblings said...

looks like a hot and horny ride.

jam said...

Haha! Watching porn while driving! No wonder road accident rate is up!

Shor said...

LOL....hahahahaha......

The RAW oyster part makes me choke!!! I was about to have some real Raw oyster @ Jacks place later..... but now I better go for some T Bone, keep the oyster tonight!!! LOL!!!!