A Balinese Retreat

This is not a sponsored ad and I have not tried their services yet. I was just surprised that there is huge forest reserves outside my house which has been in the news to prevent any development.



After our lazy lunch, my friend Mark drove us up to the nearby hills of a virgin jungle where tigers and elephants used to play.  It was an eye opener for me to share with you.


From the hills, you could the whole area of Taman Tun Dr. Ismail and the buildings of The Curve, IKEA and Kidszania faraway in the backgrounds.




 This sleepy elephant greets all visitors to their Balinese Spa retreat.




The whole hills have a small community of folks from Bali, Sumatra and Jawa who run various fusion food cafes and Spa services. This multi level hut is built on the stilts perching on the slopes of the hill.



 The steep staircase at the entrance reminds of the tranquil villages I visited in Bali.



 The lazy cats were having "Cat Naps" and slept so peacefully.





 I love this container plant and will grow them in my house soon!





The stilts are very tall concretes with several tiny rooms for "Home Stay" guests who fancy living in the tranquil ambiance with house cats, chickens and goose roaming freely! It is a bliss of nature's haven for stressed working people like me!




 The colours of tropical fruits was tempting for me to sit down and relax over a mixed juice concoction to detox my hamsap brains.





 We sat and relaxed on the wooden balcony's terrace that overlooks the view of jungle greens below. It was a heavenly place to discuss and gossip on other people's multi million dollar business!




 My detox juice - RM10 only.



 Mark ordered their original black Balinese Coffee - RM3.50 only





Upstairs this "NADA LAMA" Spa Retreat, they have a hair saloon and foot reflexology massage services.




 They sell assorted cakes of soaps imported from Bali - Indonesia which are all made from pure herbs and flowers.





 We had to walk further up the hill to see their massage rooms. I passed some clucking cockerels and hens making the "Kiok-Kiok-Kiok" sounds. It was so kampung feeling and it made me feel soooo "Shiok-Shiok-Shiok".


 Suddenly a dried hairy fruit dropped down from the skies! Guess what it was???



 The hill was so steep and the massage hut was behind the corner.




 This is the 2 bedded Massage Room in the hut perched atop another hill.




 After your massage, you can indulge in SP's "mandi berpasangan" rituals and get wild.


 Their 1.5hours massage start from RM70 upwards with various packages.






Comments

  1. Wah, do nice one la...

    Me want to go there also

    But scared at spending $$$

    :-D

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    1. Mak Rempit what is RM70 with 4 months BONUS? You can easily ask the Makcik Indon to urut for you 8 hours until you reach heavens!

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    2. RM70.. that is reasonable...
      with that environment .. so peaceful and fresh air.

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    3. are you sure it's RM70?? can't find that in the price list lah..

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    4. That is what the manager told me that it is RM70 for 1.5 hours! Worth it lah! This basic massage is not listed in their menu.

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    5. that's considered cheap..wish I hv the time to visit it..

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    6. Wenn, next time we all go there to eat lunch and relax with massage while SP goes for his head serviced! LOL

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    7. ahem....massage which part ah? whole body or shoulder massage.

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    8. You better ask SP yourself...he is a VVIP and co-owner of many hamsap joints.

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    9. RM70 is a steal. Anay, you sure no other service charge ah?

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  2. That hill ah, how come I know about it and you don't, before?

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    1. I bet you don't know this hill as it is very isolated and unknown.

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    2. yah lo how come i also don't know about it..
      is it because annay went "camping" in the wild and so coincidentally found this place..

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    3. SP clever to berkokok here. Next time I want to camp overnight at their guest house. You want to come with your wife to mandi berpasangan in their tub?

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    4. where is it actually? So near to IKEA meh? Have to walk up very vfar one ah? if walk too far sure kaldip dont wanna go :(

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    5. Nah! You saw the explanation below. No way one can walk from IKEA as you need to cross LDP Highway. So dangerous!

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    6. No need to walk one, Kathy, take helicopter there. Right or not, Anay?

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  3. Groups of runners always go trail running there. Happen to know quite a few of them and they ate very vocal being against development there.

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    1. I think the runners normally use another trail which SP goes weekly. That one is on the Kiara Park side where Rosmah & her BAKTI gang have meetings.

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    2. yes I think that is the Kiara Park..i signed my name for support as well...

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    3. Wah! This Hamsap SP has the heart to save the jungles and monkeys! Good boy SP.

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  4. That sleepy elephant and hairy fruit really caught my eye!

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    1. They have separate male & female masseurs to massage their own genders. I bet your friends have been regulars!

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  5. I also love this type of environment..
    so peaceful and stay away from the busy life in the city...
    few days is OK le but if live forever cannot tahan.. too bored liao..
    i might kill all the chicken.. always kiok kiok kiok and it will drive me crazy...

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    1. Chicken drives you crazy, SP? Ya leh, they give you the utmost service until you go nuts and return for more ....

      Oh, you mean the birds that can't fly is it? I thought the other one :p

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    2. Wakakakaka this Ah Hua also can berkokok like SP now. SP lived with chickens roaming in his house when he was a kid.

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    3. SP scared of chicken, because chicken always uses it beaks to kiss his head.

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  6. I saw mosquito coil..
    got many mosquito over there? mosquito love me a lot.. they will attack only me...

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    1. HUtan mah, sure got mosquitoes lah.

      SP must donate a bit to them, kasi drain sikit itu hamsap blood! hahaha

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    2. yeah, i saw this and the first thing i thought is: got lots of mosquitoes or not?? i attracts many mosquitoes (because i got nice flesh and sweet blood), if kena bite while massaging then so not enjoy lah~~

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    3. SP has hamsap blood, SK has virgin blood. Both also attract mosquito. Next time when I intend to go into jungle, I'll know who to bring as mosquito repellent, kekeke

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    4. SP's blood is Hamsap and contaminated until mosquitoes will turn Hamsap. They will bite other people and whole village will turn Hamsap. SK got virgin blood? How does it look like? Ah Hua so pandai to see blood.

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  7. wow hair salon somemore...
    so go there can get my head service... wash it and cut the hair nice and short le...

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    1. SP wanna get head service? Already cacat kepala need to overhaul la.

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  8. what is the detox juice consists of?
    I blend bitter guard 1x/2week and I sure "lau sai" shit all those dirty stuff out...

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    1. Bittergourd la... You mau makan apa guard????? Bwahaha

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    2. guard his batang lah, what else for this hamsap SP?? :D

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    3. No need to guard his batang la. Others need to guard themselves from his notorious batang! XD

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    4. Wakakakaka bitter guard and bitter gourd ? SP better guard his batang which is like sotong.

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    5. eh bitter gourd lower blood pressure leh...too much later batang not enough blood pressure leh

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    6. Sure boh bitter gourd and limp his didi?

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  9. hihi.possible 2 share name n details of the spa retreat? looked really nice :)

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    1. Hello friend. You can google Nadalama Jamu Spa and lots of people have blogged about it. To get there, you can turn into Kampung Penchala area from Taman Tun Dr. Ismail junction at the Penchala Link route. Once inside you turn left and ask the folks to direct you there.

      This is the address:
      Nadalama Jamu Spa & Bar, Tanah Lot 3197, Jalan Penchala Indah, Bukit Lanjan, Damansara New Village, 60000 Kuala Lumpur.
      Opens on Wed-Mon at 11am to 11pm (closed on Tuesday) Tel: 017-300 0679

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    2. thanks Anay. Maybe will go look for it

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    3. They got serve lots of food, quite reasonably priced.

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    4. Bukit Lanj**o? Oh, my eyes see wrongly, it's suppose to be Bukit Lanjan, kekekeke!

      Kena influenced by sensitive Lina~

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  10. wow, this really looks good, surely a very great retreat and i don't care what style it is actually.. i guess everything is so close to nature if not all natural..

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    1. and it is really a pleasant surprise to find this in the midst of the jungle in the middle of nowhere of a bustling city!! your friend Mark is really cool to find this..

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    2. so only Anay and Mark went there to relax and chill out?? and oh, got the huge tub for Anay and Mark to mandi berpasangan?? woot woot, getting wild in the wild forest huh?? :D

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    3. i see many cats there, i am sure that botak kia small kucing would like to be there.. he will pull the cats' tails and get them chasing his mother like mad!! haha~~

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    4. Anay's detox juice for only RM10?? aiyoh, rich people lah.. your friend Mark just had his coffee at RM3.50!! eih, where got starting from RM70?? the massage package starts from RM140 per person Anay..

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    5. Adui, mandi berpasangan with mark? Where got fun? With Balinese lady, annay can get wet and wild and kepancutan! Opps! Letchumi is around, kakaka!

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    6. oooh, Anay with Mark and the Balinese ladies?? then not mandi berpasangan already, but "mandi orgy"~~ lagi hebat than SP lah this Anay, bwahahahaha!! :D

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    7. Wooiiii I went there with Mark and Letchumi la. Only SP will mandi berpasangan. Anay mandi Beramai with Bosco la. Kakakakakakaka

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    8. wat for mandi berpasangan with Mark ler. Letchumi is there mah

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    9. ya wor...if j was there sure chase after the cats

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    10. RM 10 for juice is not considered cheap, Anay.

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  11. Something's wrong with the hairy fruit. Maybe 2 biji will complete the picture ;p

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    1. Look at our Hamsap Flower!! Actually that one was a chempedak fruit and it was huge like a pomelo.

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    2. Yiier, why the chempadak fruit grows hair one? SP pancut at the tree, is it?

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  12. that's a very nice retreat..

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    1. This retreat could see your sister's place! So nearby!

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  13. that was nice sharing about the tour..
    well, RM700 for 3 days tends to be expensive~
    anyways, they have the unique selling point too for people to try nature type of "hotel" right? XD

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  14. I cannot afford the RM700 package lah unless I striked lottery. I went for a nice massage in Bali and their spa looked so similar to this except that it was on flat land in Bali.

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  15. Oh? No photo of you lying there like a big white whale...being massaged? Muahahahahaha!!!!!

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    1. LOL.. STP you make better whale than me! SP will bring you there next time!

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  16. at first am so tempted but the saw so many zero behind the RM...scared already :p Unless got people wanna belanja ...LOL

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    1. I should remove that list lah. They have low rates too for normal package.

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  17. The place is sure cozy with the sleeping elephant and the cats asleep. Possible to sleep while being 'horse kill chicken' ma-ssa-ge?

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    1. I would love to laze there whole day as the environment is relaxing!

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  18. Yeah its been a long time didn't hear the kiok-kiok-kiok sound and also the morning early cock a doodle doo sound for ages already.

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    1. I agree! The cock flapped its wings and crowed loudly like being strangled really startled me! I realised I have away from nature for too long! So unhealthy lifestyle in KL.

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  19. This place looks really nice la! I like the mandi berpasangan place the most, but later if really get wild, do they provide special room?

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  20. Address please, I want to come here for a drink & let Sam get closer with nature :)

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  21. It looks idyllic! I think I would've stolen all the fruit and at least one of the cats to take home with me! ;)

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  23. subuk next door is good too

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  24. Tried this today with KH. Not bad.

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  25. lol . . . got Google Map or not? XD or google search sure got the location come out? XD

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  26. The place looks both eerie and serene. i don't think i want to go there.

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