Monday, January 21, 2013

My Memorable Birthdays

I loved all my birthday parties when I was younger. I would be given many presents and my mum would bake all the cakes as well as prepared all the "Lam Mee", red eggs, sandwiches, fried chickens and jellies. All the kids in the neighbourhood would be invited. That was the old fashioned practice but these days, parents would hire caterers and event management companies!  The mothers would probably get bakeries to bake a Doraemon or Superman cakes instead. So easy lah!



I was One Year Old. That was my maid who carried me as I was too heavy then. I was born big sized and heavy like almost 9 POUNDS!!!!! Gosh! I was a Fei Haiiii Chai.






I was a brat around Two Years Old. I would run outside without shirts or pants and my mum would scream!!! I rode my bicycle around neighbourhood looking for friends. I always got chased by pariah dogs instead. I hated dogs!




At THREE YEARS OLD, I had a girlfriend named Rajeesh. She liked me and I liked her. I showed her my toy Kaleidoscope and she saw kacang puteh inside!!! Yengga Porreng Ngeh? Sohaii Phor! I dumped her! We broke off lah.



 
At FOUR YEARS OLD, I started learning to speak Thai language. My first word was "CHICKEN". She taught me weird Thai manners that was to crawl on the floor in front of my grandfather. Of course, I protested at first.




 
At EIGHT YEARS OLD, my mother baked me a Sugee Cake with hard icing on top. I love my mother always for giving me a good life. She cried for one week when I went to study overseas.




(To Be Continued)






93 comments:

  1. wow seems like a biography of Annay

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    1. wow I had the first sip..
      taste very sweet.. like i pop out the champagne

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    2. Kuku bird got first sip. How lucky SP!

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  2. Annay you are very lucky & rich kid..
    got maid to take care of you and have birthday parties...

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    1. 2 years old you got a bicycle and by when you are 18 I am sure your parents give you a Porsche and take all the Ms Malaysia to have a spin.
      then it is not the paria dogs that chase you but PDRM to chase you..

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    2. Yalah, annay is a rich kid, who had a personal maid to attend to him.

      I was left in a big box to play with some ladles and pots when my mama was busy cooking in the kitchen. And my first bicycle was a huge big granny bicycle, hand-me-down from an aunt.

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    3. Ya lo! I wanted to say the same too, Anay was born like a prince in his Royal Highness palace.

      Got maid, and the maid looked so pretty one in her Karipap hair style.

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    4. sometimes I was left inside a "wood cage" and my parent went off cooking . . . hahah chillax XD (and I remember I knocked my head and got song of Lemon Tree)

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    5. 3 years old already know how to kau lui

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    6. Eh... I was not rich kid. Maybe lucky kid. Father was govt servant only.
      Meow...luckily nothing happened with that Rajeesh.

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  3. Wah! Annay reveals his biography and exposes his childhood photos!!

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    1. Annay was so cute in the first photo~~ ♥

      I even thought the lady was carrying a baby girl - the curly hair hidden under the exaggerate crown?

      SK, this is the proof that all Tans are lovable!

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    2. Only one years old and already wear his crown.
      hail the KING...
      that maid also very pretty also... :)
      you sure she is not your milk lady (nai mah)...
      when you cry and she give milk to you to drink.. suck suck suck

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    3. That is exactly what SP wish for, your maid and her nen nen for him to suck suck suck.

      Please, annay, do intro that lady to him (if she's still around, opps!). SP is a great famous gigolo.

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    4. I agree la! Anay 1 year old already could suck her milkmaid dry, you see two years old Anay so chubby one.

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    5. I was too fat until milk powder companies offered me to do commercials for their brands with free supply of milk. My mum rejected cos I myself stucked to one brand which didn't offer free milk supply.

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  4. It is really weird le..
    crawl on the floor? never heard about this Th manner.
    so you first TH word is Gai...

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    1. They have to stoop low and crawl in front of the King, Royalties and Big shots.
      So my old man was a very big gun.

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  5. At 3 years old, annay had started courting chicks.... see how he wore a bow-tie with his long sleeve white shirt? So smart!!

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    1. No wonder his first word in TH is chicken, wakakakaka!

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    2. LOL.....

      But why 8 years old like kena forced to smile geh?

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    3. 3 years old Sudah miang la....

      My smile became like that because I always got teased by my sister and parents until senget mulut. It stucked to me till today.

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  6. this annay is really a rich kid indeed..
    wear long sleeve shirt with a bow tie and start courting girl..
    why you all broke off? that one is Karpal Singh daughter ka?

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    1. Goodness! What anak Kapal? This one was the Chettiar's daughter la.

      My father was very conservative like Englishmen as he studied in England. He always observe morning tea, evening tea and use fork & knives with napkins! Amboi...I just used bare hands to eat and wiped with my sleeves. Kena Phiak!

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  7. Annay you doesn't change much le..
    from young till now the face also the same...

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    1. I agree!! Does this mean annay doesn't age? :D

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    2. I will korek out my Standard One photo and compare myself, see how I "evolved", kakakaka!

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    3. actually he is an alien..X Files..

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    4. Ya lo! The last picture is totally the face that I saw at Pasta Zanmai, MV. The look doesn't really change much la!

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    5. Sure it was me la....that's why the shape and eyes need to grow from a bud & bloom into flowers.

      I look damn old now at the mirrors and it will crack someday! LOL

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  8. Annay Here I wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY ..
    Good health and wealth...

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    1. Thank you Kuku Bird. I want health so that can make wealth.

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  9. I wish health, wealth, love, happiness and wisdom be with on your Birthday and days after your birthday.

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    1. Thank you Hot Mama Yannie....I want wisdom so that I can live happily.

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  10. Lovely photos!! nostalgic :)

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    1. Fable Frog! You really surprised me here after hiding bawah tempurung for so long. More photos to come.

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  11. wow, you had your photos taken on every birthdays! Awesome!

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    1. Happy birthday! May your days be filled with wealth, health, love..

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    1. Good photos yeah? Where is yours handsome?

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  13. Wah fei chai at 1 year old already. happy birthday

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    1. I was born big sized. I think my mum over eaten!

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  14. Bananaz never had any birthday cake or candles until after college very cham hoh haha. Guess OK with me no facts accepted as parents all very Chinaman style of upbringing as long as happy & healthy now let the past go by. So even till today not fond of celebrating my birthdays but will make it a point to always celebrate my daughter's birthday every year since her childhood.

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    1. It was quite common in old days where birthday parties for kids were seldom and unheard. Must be the English trends.

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  15. wah boss . . . last time mine is red egg, fried chicken (many many) hahaha and soft drinks lol . . .

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    1. epic photos! you keep it til now eh? I got my photos too, all in photo album and lazy to scan it XD

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    2. boss! I think there is full naked photo of you right? wahahahaha (jk)

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    3. I had no naked photos of baby time unless you want to see the current ones. You might vomit.

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  16. Your face sure hasn't changed over the years. Can easily tell that's you!!!

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    1. Of course it was me and only me. You also look like your naked baby photo lying like sushi table one.

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  17. "To be continued"??? Waht...so long your story kah? This series will probably run till next Chinese New Year!!! LOL!!!

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    1. Sure I have boxes of them. You don't want to see meh?

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  18. Waht Doraemon & Superman cakes? You're outdated lah... At least, lah...say Angry Bird!!!

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    1. The cakes are getting crazy these days! Some cakes looked more terror than Angry birds! I saw a cake that looked like Tomb Stones!

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  19. When is your birthday? January?!

    What are red eggs?

    PS: Born sexy, grew up sexy, still sexy. :D

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    1. My birthday is today. Sexy!!! You kidding me.

      Red eggs are boiled eggs being painted red and must be eaten on Chinese birthdays of children to symbolize new life.

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  20. Happy Birthday !!! wish you in great health and all the best!

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  21. So nice lah ini rich boy Tan Sri Anay.

    Celebrated his birthday in such a grand way.


    Got wear bow tie some more. After showing the kladeiscope, you go chase Rajesh around coconut trees or not? ;p

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    1. Those days we only ride cows send sat under coconut trees.

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  22. Anay,
    all your photos in B&W.

    Showing how old you are! kakaka

    Me, Ah Hua, Yannie, SP and Ah Boy little kids photos all got colour one! wakaka

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    1. I have lots of coloured photos but they faded into orange. Better convert them to black and white. Anay memang tua la cannot hide age already.

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  23. omg...having 3-wheels bicycle is "THE" thing back then :D hahaha!

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    1. I should have kept this vintage vehicle.

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  24. aiks....your maid have karipap hair wor....:P

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    1. I never realized her hair until you mentioned.

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  25. wow, this is such an interesting post!! anay is showing off all his happy birthday photos.. and i love those black and white photos, so 60s lah.. err, in fact that time was 60s right?? :D

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    1. nice going down the memory lane as a prelude to your birthday huh?? i like this series, and anay must have many different posts for this.. part 2 will be in his teens, part 3 will be in his 20s, part 4 will be in his 30s.. and until dunno how many parts later before his birthday this year~~

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    2. Hope you like Anay's old photos. I thought why should I keep them as I won't bring them when I die.

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  26. the last photo at age 8 looks most like Anay now!! that face still has not change and that CB mouth half smiling half avoiding to smile is so Anay lah, hahahaha!!

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    1. SK's sausage mouth is because of eating too much banana, SP's thin mouth is because of eating too much kuih kapit, Anay's CB mouth is because of eating too much Apom.

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    2. LMAO@ Wakakaka. ... this Hot Mama got filthy mouth too. Anay like!

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  27. so good lah, Anay always had home baked birthday cakes and birthday parties inviting all the kids from the neighbourhood.. Thambee only have two red eggs and if lucky one fried chicken drumstick only.. cakes?? if any, would be bought from bakeries only..

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    1. I don't remember I had any birthday party before when I was a kid. Anay really had a very luxury childhood.

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    2. I thought every kid Had birthday parties. How silly me.

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  28. Anay already running around the coconut trees chasing Rajeesh when he was 4 years old!! with so many years of experience, no wonder he is doing it so perfectly well with Letchumi now!!

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    1. I must be an Indian in my past life. I lived in the slums.

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  29. the first Thai word Anay learned was "CHICKEN", no wonder he always go to Thailand to order chicken every now and then~~ :D

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    1. Eh... the Thai language starts with chicken.

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  30. I never celebrated my birthday until I got married... Mom said it's "pandang" to let the evil spirits know when is my birthday...

    Your maid already so trendy back then? This hairstyle is a trend now especially for bride!

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    1. Your parents were weird and this is such a sad thing. Never mind I celebrate for you.

      I didn't know the maid was trendy.

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  31. wow! Great that you have all your pixs till now! So cute when you are young.

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  32. MiChi, not that bad after all when read your comment oh felt better now Bananaz is not alone haha

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  33. wow you were born with a silver spoon and looked very well fed. as far as i can remember, i don't have any birthday celebrations until i turned 18.

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  34. Happy belated birthday to you Twilight!

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  35. What a nice post, my mom didn't even cry when went I went study oversea, she was like don't care at all!! =]

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