Thursday, July 2, 2015

Happy 7th Birthday To My Blog

My Blog's FAQ

This month July 2015 marks the 7th year since I started blogging.
Remember that age is just a number in your life.
I cannot believe for coming a long way which proved that
I still possess some determination and sense of humors.
I know I am insane, I am blunt and sometimes vulgar too.
In June, it was my first time ever to write 10 postings
in my blog when my average would be 3 miserable posts monthly.
That 10 number was a big feat, please pat my head.




I must say a 
BIG THANK YOU
to all the fellow bloggers and silent readers
who have given me the much needed support
and motivation to keep going.
Without you, I would have been dead & gone.

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In actual fact I am a known lazy blogger
who prefers to read and spam other blog sites instead.
I am shy to confess that I have only written
a miserable 376 posts in 7 YEARS!!
That 376 is damn shocking, don't you scream!
Besides that, I have over 10 unfinished posts
still frozen inside my blog's morgue waiting for its embryo
to hatch! Some topics were about ghosts
and the unseen dimensions again.

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My blog's page views is only 511,400 hits.
My profile has been viewed
17,841 times!!!
I better change my profile
photo to something more sexy and scary.


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I have got one hamsap post
which has received over 58,000 hits!!
CLICK HERE
if you are hamsap to know which one.

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This very simple post saw the bloggers writing
most silly & absurd comments.
Many silent readers had to email me to express
their hysterical laughter after reading
the crazy bloggers' comments.
I read their comments again & went hysterical too.
CLICK HERE
if you wish to go hysterical.


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Many readers from worldwide found this blog
after they Google searched for some crazy words:
1. Cancer pulling nipple
2. Real Rapes
3. Dog attacking human
4. Cum on feet
5. Throat slit
6. Naked men

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My estimated traffic audience shown in demographics
35% Malaysia
30% USA
20% Singapore
5% United Kingdom
10% Others:
(Germany, Australia, India, South Korea, France, Russia,
Hong Kong, Ukraine, Greece, China, Japan, Cairo,
Philippines, Bhutan, Canada, South Africa, Sao Paulo,
Mexico etc.)


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Please click & view all the ads on this blog
to help this poor Twilight Man


Thank you very much 
for all your valuable support.



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58 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday to your blog, TM.. Eh, you are not lazy blogger ok.. I'm more lazy than you now already.. And I notice you've been quite active these few weeks to update your blog wor.. Lastime leh, just once a month, sometimes once every 2 months, but recently, once or twice a week wor, keep it up.. Once you slack, then you'll get lazy (like me), hehe..

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    1. You were a silent reader once and went on to be a blogger but hibernating now like a stalker! We are looking forward to your return with colourful ribbons and all your sukak writings. I give you 7 days to activate otherwise we report to police on this missing Princess.

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  2. TM, I almost choked on my lunch when I read about how some people googled those words and ended up in your blog hah..hah... Anyway , Happy 7th Blog Anniversary. I am glad I got to know your blog as I can come here for a good laugh. I enjoy reading your gila-gila writings all the time. Keep it up!

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    1. Goodness! How could my rantings make you choke till like that? Wonder which dirty word arouses your throat. Slit throat?
      I seriously didn't know my blog could make people laugh. My wife told everyone that I am the craziest man around with a poker face. Deep inside lies a Chinese version of Jim Carrey.

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  3. Happy Birthday to your blog. Don't leave the unfinished posts behind, pick it back and finish it. I also have a lot left behind. but what to do...just trying to clear it as much as I can.

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    1. Yeah I should not keep unpublished posts in the morgue. They might grow maggots instead. I will work on them soon.
      Thanks for your wishes.

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  4. Happy Birthday twilight zone 518!

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    1. fuiyoh...7 years,...already so many visitors from all over the world .

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    2. ahem ahem...7 years itch? faster blog more often

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    3. Thanks for your wishes. If I am a housewife, I would write 2 posts a day!

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  5. 7 years is a long time! :)

    Congrats on your blog anniversary mate. I love reading all your stats, that's very interesting especially the Google search strings. I get the weirdest ones too. Haha.

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    1. Thanks for your wishes. I bet you have more weirdos searching for narcotics and found gems in your blog. I hope someday I will shine like you as a celebrity.

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  6. Cum on feet ?! Must be a midget alright... Happy Birthday to TwilightZone!

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    1. Hey why must be a midget? Even a 6 footer could drop his cums. Muahahaha

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  7. Happy birthday Twilight Zone, you have lesser posts than me but you have more hits than me! How did you do that?

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    1. Thanks for your wishes. I can only suggest that you start writing weird words like cancer pulling nipples and rapes. Your blog will hit the skies overnight.
      I seldom have any readers from Singapore until my good friend the Feng Shui Queen Master Lynn Yap specially wrote about me in her blog asking her thousands of readers to read Twilight zone for some good laughs therapy. So my blog hits shot higher than Marina Sands overnight.

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  8. Happy Sweet 7th to Twilight Zone. I read that mushroom post many times. I feel very hilarious every time reading the comments. Those were the HHBC days. Didn't know that your secret readers would be amused by our hamsap comments. You were laughing so badly in the gym . lol!

    Keep on writing, Anay.

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    1. Thanks for your wishes. I am surprised you still read that post. I would get nausea with stomach turns when I see that mushrooms again. It was so jijik & spooky rare mushroom that was planted by some ghosts lurking in my old house.
      I was expecting you guys to hurl comments on its toxins and dirty house but only crazy monkeys would turn it into a joke of the century with all the flowery words!!! People were laughing from Penang to JB and London. Later I got a bit worried as all of us were transparent using real individual photos. It could go viral someday if HHBC continued its lunatic jokes. **sweats**

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  9. So you mean out of 376 posts, 1 of them contributed more than 10% of your total page views LOL!!!

    Happy Birthday to your blog anyway! Hopefully those 7 years itch don't happen with blogging!

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    1. Thanks for your wishes. I am amazed that you could single out this post that actually generated so many hits for the total page views.
      Well, I am just sharing facts and nothing to brag. We all learn from each other.

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  10. Oh wow, congrats on your milestone! 7 years is a long way. So glad to meet you in bloggersphere & I hope you're not bored with my posts yet. Hahaha! May you have many more years to go........ gonna check out those posts!

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    1. Thanks for your wishes and appreciate that you hopped to see the ugly mushroom post. I was never once bored with your post except that your blog seems to cater for ladies on the benefits for their well being. I do learn a lot along the way and never forget that mahjong tiles dessert! I also became poorer after started buying SK-II. Lol

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  11. yeah, we noticed Anay has been so hardworking to update his blog so frequently for the past month.. a whopping 10 posts in June, as much as Thambee has published.. this is the record breaking month for Anay since February 2009!!! so Anay has made up his mind to treat his blog kinder and his blog readers even kinder by writing more interesting posts now??

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    1. 7 years!! wow, and you are still hanging on!! and you are changing your blog layout even more frequently than Thambee dei.. you sure are like making a major come back huh?? and of course i must say you have even greater statistics than I do for more than 9 years of blogging.. my page hit, my profile view, my single post hit all are lower than you dei.. that means your blog is actually very popular and i guess you have silent readers who are lining up from KLCC to Genting Highlands dei..

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    2. my blog page hit is less than 500K, my profile view is less than 15K and my single post with the most views is not more than 2500.. aiyoyo, Anay published all his stats there and purposely telling how well his blog has been doing in another way, so bad lah.. you make me dig out my stats and feel so ashamed of myself for blogging for so many years yet still so baliar~~

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    3. 376 posts in 7 years, and that is like 1 post a week, not too bad, at least you did not go missing like many other bloggers had long "achieve" that status, hehehe.. Thambee is very sure Anay will keep on moving and your next milestone to look forward to is 500 posts, and then 1000, 1500, 2000 and so on.. blog like August 2008 and you sure will reach the goal.. :)

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    4. Thambee you always made me laugh and cry with all your comments inside curry fish bones! Of course you have been the only reasons that kept me alive with your blogs. You lured me to spam with carrot sticks and rewarded me with CDs and gifts. Your recent charts prompted me to pay attention to my own statistics which I really ignored for the first 5 years! Lately I had seen several bloggers revealing all their own blog statistics to share with the world. I saw them having much more pageviews than mine and got me into thinking about my whole purpose of blogging. I have done some tests and shared with you but was promptly brushed aside by Thambee!!! I have not even revealed more details from my own findings.

      So don't ever call your blog posts as baliar. No one sent me cupcakes and birthday pressies like yours. That shows how well loved Thambee is, by everyone across the globe.
      You know I like to take all challenges in life to see my level, limit and determination. I tried to spam aggressively so many times in your blog to see if I am capable to stay on top of your charts. I have been dragged up some mountains which pompted me to see if I could also climb like many others. My philosophy in the journey of my life is to take all challenges ahead with endurance and fun.

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    1. Thank you for your wishes. Are you sick today? You didn't report the weather!

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    1. Sure I will. You have influenced me a lot with your blog.

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  14. Happy birthday Anay's blog! :)

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    1. Thank you for all the years of support and wishes!

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  15. Happy Anniversary... and do keep writing as it sure funny and hilarious... definitely what the world needs today.... that's why so many visitors to read your blog! OMG ...your post on onsen....now I am wondering whether I should go for one for my coming trip end year! God bless you. Have a wonderful weekend.

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    1. Thank you for the wishes! I am glad to read your interesting blogs too.
      We only live once and should try everything at least once. So many foreigners and Malaysians cannot be wrong to enjoy their hot springs! It is so heavenly good.

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  16. Happy Anniversary to your blog TM...LOL I really had a good laugh on how readers from worldwide found your blog..
    Again congrats for another blissful year of blogging... more power to you TM

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    1. Thank you for your wishes. If I posted every single thing they googled, you might fall off from your chair and die laughing. I am sure you have similar weirdos too.

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    1. Thank you big Banana. You have been hibernating for too long. Tsk Tsk....

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  18. Happy 7 years of bogging world! Nice knowing you and love to read all your posts. Thanks for visiting my blog ever since we know each other through blogging.

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    1. Thank you for your wishes. Blogging is good therapy besides sharing all knowledge and updates with everyone. You have taught us many things.

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  19. congratulations. Mine is 12th anniversary already.

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    1. Thank you Sifu!!! Your no frills blog has no pageview counters, side bars and feedjit traffic counter. Fulamak when I heard 12 years.

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  20. Happy birthday to your blog and keep blogging! I enjoy reading your posts because most of them are written with a great sense of humour!

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    1. Thank you for your wishes. Your blog is always feeding me with online fats, carbo and sweets. Interesting!

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  21. Congrats on your Blog-Aversary!!!! I celebrated mine (9 years) on June 16.... Hard to believe that I have blogged that long... I will admit that I am not blogging nearly as much as I used to. I love writing my blog posts --but don't have time to visit others as much as I want to....

    Hugs,
    Betsy

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    1. Thank you for your wishes. Just take life easily and let things flow naturally. You might need to hire a secretary to help manage your blog and visit others. Lol

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  22. Happy Birthday to your blog la and don't be so vulgar and hamsup already ya?

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    1. Thank you for your wishes. If one is not hamsup and vulgar, how to have 2 kids?

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  23. Aiyo.. instead of asking everyone to click on the Ads,why not you follow Anay style of blogging ? It generate so many hits and thus, will drive your income up! muahahaha...

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    1. What a funny nonsense!! Many hits bring no income unless someone clicks and read the ads.

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  24. Happy birthday to TM's blog. *pop confetti* Many many more years to go.

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  25. Congrats twilight man! Despite the number of posts and visits, that you continue to blog is what matters more. Keep going

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    1. Thank you Jeevan and I will keep blogging. Hope you will do the same too.

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