Tuesday, July 14, 2015

One Scary Night

It was near 12:00 midnight near the hospital. 
The rain has just stopped and it was cool.
The whole room was very dead quiet 
like what a morgue should be 
with all bodies lying flat 
with individual white
soft sheet
covers.


~ Rest In Peace ~





Inside this chilly cold room, a motionless body was lying down flat 
with white sheet all covered up the torso.
This person has lived a good life with so many 
ups and downs like anyone else. His soul must be wondering
all over the place thinking of the journey of his life.
Everything in this life is just an illusion.
We only live temporarily in this earth's dimension and
should live meaningfully each day.
We should love and appreciate all the beings
and spam all their blogs that we can read 
each new day.
Tomorrow May Not Come.


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The worker in white uniform walked in and sat down.
He started groping both feet with creams
and kneaded so hard until I let out screams.
I was getting my regular fix of foot reflexology
treatment to remove all my deadly stress!
Body massage and foot massage are
both very important to help us remove stress
and toxins from our bodies.
Stress causes cancer.
Stress Kills!





The body on  my left was smiling sheepishly.
She is my wifey, alright!
She just gave me a new nickname
after the recent "Poker Face".
Now she calls me "Actor".
I know, I know
I was faking good on the screens before.
I hope to be hired again
to fake an old man's role now.





The masseur on my right was grinning
at me with his eyes directing me to look down.
The lady's legs were so hairy and her name is
Miss Gorilla.


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52 comments:

  1. i don't like Chinese masseurs. I prefer Thai.

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    1. I also prefer Thai body massage but only the mainland's Chinese masseurs can do foot reflexology well.

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  2. Woi, your introduction sounds really scary. And suspense. And TM was very successful in making princess scared wei.. I quickly wana finish reading so that I know what you wana talk about.. Part of me know you wont really talk about the morgue and the dead, yada yada.. *As if the hospitals/morgue allows you to take pictures*
    Ooohhh, foot & body massage eh? I've tried that, when I was in Bali many years ago.. Nice.. Have to telanjang whole body one, but you can opt not to telanjang underwear :)

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    1. Oh no!!! I am now worried that I should not get pregnant mummies scared!
      I better put a "Warning Caution" before writing.

      Luckily I didn't frighten you and baby yet. LOL....

      *sweats* *sweats*

      After your new baby comes, you should go and get a good massage!

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  3. what an irrelevant opening paragraph to this post!!! the moment Thambee saw the very first photo, Thambee already knew it's inside a massage parlour and not a morgue dei.. your mother's stir fried crab!!! LMAO~~

    okay, Anay felt the place like a morgue, but (1) morgues are brightly lit and not dimmed, (2) that sheet is not plain white cotton sheet but a blanket, (3) the bed is brightly colored not those used in morgues, (4) hospitals use light colored interiors not anything like in the photo..

    wow, so enjoying life lah this Anay and Letchumy, went for foot and body massage dei.. and both were making jokes on another that made the masseur so happy.. The Actor vs Ms Gorilla, must be the best show on earth the two masseurs have ever watched, live in Malaysia!!!

    agree dei.. massage really helps us to relax, and one important thing is, we should also relax ourselves so that the massage can help us to relax.. some were so tensed up when the masseur is massaging, fearing of tickles and pain, then the muscles naturally contract and like that macam mana can relax right??

    Anay is sure an experienced in having massage as he get that done so often, more often than he changes his underwear dei!! it would be heavenly relaxing, forget about the stress and problems for that couple if hours, and then leave the parlour refreshed and recharged..

    when was the time Thambee went for a massage?? during his trip to BKK 3 months ago.. and in KL?? many many years ago in a shop in Pekeliling where the visually impaired masseurs work on calls.. now, it would be nice to go for one soon.. where was this that Anay went?? :)

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    1. மணமான நண்டுகள்!! மணமான நண்டுகள்!! Thambee dei you really potong stim lah! Just pretend lah that you were shaking and pee in your pants from reading my stories. You talked as if you are a regular visitor to a mortuary!!! When the morgue closes at night, they would definitely switch off or dim the lights dei...

      I went to KL Valley Centre, just walking distance from my house. I would say this chain-centre is the most professional and neatly designed place with uniformed staff.

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    2. Hi dude, may I know which KL Valley branch that u referring to? I would like to hv a try. Thanks

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    3. bb dd - Hello! You can try the branches of Taman Desa or Taman Tun Dr Ismail.

      When will start blogging? Have a good day!

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    4. Thanks for the info ya & will take a visit.I'm not blogging & just interested to read your blog..haha..hv a good day dude!

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    5. Hi Man,may I know that masseur on ur right was grinning on you in which branch? & do u know his name? Cause I wonder to have a hard pressure masseur seem he look giving hard press..

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  4. Good morning TM... The weather is so hot now in Singapore...

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    1. Good Afternoon. The weather has been cool and raining.

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  5. At first i thought you gonna talk about ghost stories, oh, it's foot reflex... kaka...

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    1. Hello Zumba Queen! You love ghosts? The ghosts love to see you dance too!
      Time to go and massage your feet! You need to walk more often to snap photos for us to see in your blog.

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  6. I also thought you gonna share about ghost stories. Mana tau...

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    1. Hello Diana. Come back again soon! I will scare you until have sleepless nights. Wakakakaka

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  7. Good morning,
    It was chilly and raining this morning... so your opening paragraph was a bit thrilling ... and what a let down it was a foot massage! Anyway, I prefer yoga instead to de-stress!

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    1. Muahahaha!
      I am surprised that I fooled so many people. I was just trying to be funny.

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  8. I thought you are going to tell us a ghost story. Good try..
    You must hv enjoyed the massage very much.

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    1. Whoa! I have another ghost story fan here. You work so hard daily and deserve a good massage to rest well. Your boss need them too!

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  9. Anay, your wifey is back from US already eh! By the way, Anay enjoys his life to its fullest. It is definitely shiokalingam to have foot massage and body massage. I don't mind to have one too. The last time i had full body massage is last year at Batu Ferringhi beach.

    Luckily Letchumy called you Actor and not Porn Star. Kekeke!

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    1. Wifey is just flying off this Saturday. I realised many bloggers do speed reading at blogs and miss out the dates! Muahahahaha
      You should pamper Jin Jin for foot reflexology often so that he will be healthy and live very long to take care of the 3 Princesses in the family.
      I am sure you know that those masseurs could knead and unclot many veins and arteries that connect the whole body. It removes stress on me very effectively too.

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  10. Kanneh!! Why scare people with such an opening paragraph??!!

    You used to act ah? In which blockbuster movie?

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    1. Heh! Heh! How on earth could I ever scare such a big fella like you?
      I will try harder next round.

      No movies but lots of corporate videos and Govt's awareness campaigns on TV.

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  11. While is good to find out this is not a morgue.. and sorry lo i was laughing and swearing ..wtf..

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    1. Hello Norick!!! What a surprise! I thought you no longer visit me!
      Okay, I will dedicate a ghost story post to you and ask them visit you too!

      Hihihihihi...!

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  12. Your style of blogging now is soooooo interesting la Anay.

    Like reading a poem also.

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    1. Thank you! I was so sick of my blogs from A to Z.
      Thought I should keep changing them.
      More frequent
      Less words
      Less photos
      More lunatic
      More excitement
      More hamsap
      New layouts

      What else?

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  13. Alamak, TM! I was really looking forwards to the scary bits but then you bluff ahhh... hee..hee...you are one funny guy! Ms Gorilla? hah..hah..hah...

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    1. Oh No!!! You also looked forward to hantu tales. Later your pots and pans might fly in the kitchen! WoooHooooo!
      I remember China had this Female Armpit Hair Contest recently.....EEewwww

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  14. Hahahah so drama king lah you! I really thought this was a scary post until I saw the masseurs. hahaha good one!

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    1. Hey, I used to call you Drama Queen! Now I am wearing your crown!
      Wakakakakaka

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  15. Aiye...i thought hantu cerita .dramatic la

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    1. Aiyo!... You know this anay is full of shit. LOL

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  16. The snap of the workerat this angle so damn scary ler. Lke kena rasuk

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    1. That China man looked like from those Chinese Jumping Ghost movies!

      Niak! Niak!

      Muahahaha!!

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  17. hahaha Okay.,.,. this is one creepy way of sharing your experience with a spa LOL

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    1. That spa centre looked eerie at midnight and I looked at my covered feet while waiting.....then my thoughts ran wilder a bit. I thought of mortuaries, dead corpses and my blog!

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  18. I'm expecting of something creepy as it sounds like you are telling a ghost story... but hey miss gorilla's hairy legs sounds creepy too LOL

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    1. Come again soon. The ghosts will greet you!
      Do you see many hairy legs of ladies in your area?
      Here they wax and shave a lot. Good business and good money if you come here to wax for them!

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  19. Yeah lor... I thought got ghost stories tonight but ...sigh... ok la... good to pamper your legs once in a while. It's been a long time I last went for a massage!

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    1. Most of us are so carried away by life's mundane activities until we neglected our body and health. Should I open a Blogger's Foot & Massage Centre??

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  20. LOL, the start of this post kind of freaked me out! lol! - www.domesticgeekgirl.com

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    1. Hello friend! You came from so far and got fooled. Sorry, I will scare you next round. Come again for tricks or treats!

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  21. Aiyo, your topic and the beginning of the post really make me "SCARY" lah!

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    1. Oh no, did I just scare you?? More to come soon!

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  22. You fooled me. I thought you are really going to show us those white ladies duties.

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    1. Ooops! I seem to have fooled everyone but I was just sharing my visit to a foot reflexology. It is good for health, you know.

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