World's Biggest Bananas

Last Friday, I was driving out of my office in the industrial area
and passed many stalls selling fruits and fried evening snacks 
like Fried Banana Fritters, Curry Puffs and Lekor etc.





I had seen this particular mega huge obscene fruit 
hanging there for a long time.






I braked my speeding car suddenly and got down 
to have a closer look & feel the big banana! 






Gosh! This banana is over 12 inches long, damn smooth & so hard.
The Makcik seller bragged that most buyers are females and they love these
big bananas! They would eat with bubur (porridge) or simply make 
Cekodok (Fried Bananas) to share with their family & friends. 
What did you think I was trying to say?
Hamsap fellas!!!


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These bananas are called Pisang Tanduk and comes
from the plantations in Johor! It costs RM7.00 per kilo!!!
I bought just one banana to give a Minions Fan since
I was heading to his office to run errands.


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He was so damn shocked & speechless to see this huge Minions!!!
He just taught me the sentence
"Your Mother's Stir Fried Crabs!"
Guess who is this lucky devil??



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Comments

  1. Hahaha, Minion Fan?? Very easy to guess, he's also Doraemon Fan! =D

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    1. Spot On! I think he has lost interest in Doraemons and even neglected Fing Fing!! We have not heard about Fing Fing for a long time. That monkey must be sulking somewhere.

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    2. Fing Fing did not complain to you, haha...

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  2. I saw before, giant banana like this selling at pasar malam, don't think I can finish it all by myself, haha xD
    Oh this guy sure looks very familiar =D

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    1. I also cannot finish one piece. I might vomit and shit bananas instead if i could finish one huge one.

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  3. I've only seen the green ones that are used for cooking.

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    1. LOL. Before it turned yellow, it was this green one you saw.

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  4. First time see Pisang Tanduk ah Anay? LOL

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    1. Nooooo I mentioned seeing it for long time but never got close to touch it. So besar, teguh and harum!

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  5. I recognize his mouth and teeth la.. Doraemon fan-see lor.. That's a pretty huge banana, I think I need a few minutes to finish it up.. Usually just a few mouths or a few seconds sudah cukup, hehe.. I would maybe freeze the bananas, then blend it to make instant banana ice cream, but think think, maybe not.. So mahal, may as well eat as it is..

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    1. Yup anyone could recognize his million dollar smile from far. Even the astronauts could spot his smile from the MOON!
      I don't think I could even finish it in 2 hours. He looked at me and suggest to share it. I screamed NO WAY as it needs a whole family to share one banana. You can slice it into 5 big pieces.

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  6. Initially I thought you are commenting about minions where you could have bought some big minions home for your wife or china mistresses ....muahahaha

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    1. Or some hamsup posts..... as usual from TM....muahahahahahaha....

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    2. I thought you could guess Banana is Minions too. He is the oldest Minions Fan I know on this planet and thought the huge pisang is a good birthday gift since he didn't mention me in his birthday list of gifts. Not even my birthday blog for him! Tsk Tsk! I should delete that post kah???

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  7. Yeah, I saw these bananas in SG where there's a lot sold here. I think it's meant for cooking and not eaten raw. Never tried it before.

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    1. Where got raw?? It is ripe and edible unless you so kiasu.
      Next time go check the price and let me know how much per kilo in the Lion City?

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  8. I love bananas, when I see bananas, I will go bananas. When I was young, my mom asked me when teaching me to recognize fruits on a poster, "What fruit you like best?"
    I pointed to bananas and said "Bananas". My mom said "Aiyo, got durian, mangoe and many others. You only like bananas. You must be a monkey in your previous life." I remember what she said for life. Sobs.....

    By the way, he likes minions, but not bananas. Anay, you should courier that big bananas to Yannie.

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    1. No wonder you are soooo slim and tall like banana trees!!! Now I could understand your obsession to eat this healthy fruit.

      I think stray monkeys today eat rubbish from the bins, drink coke and peanuts. Only humans eat bananas and behave like monkeys! Muahahahahaa

      I was supposed to dress the banana like Minions and give it to him but I had no time that day. It was so impromptu to buy it.

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  9. Ohh...I have seen it before. I guess it is so huge that I would not consider buying it.

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    1. I am confused now whether to buy this to try for once? Who would help me to eat them?

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  10. First time seeing a foot long banana too!! Amazing.........

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    1. Yes. The Americans love to eat foot long sausages and sandwiches! They would be delighted with these bananas too.

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  11. Karipap teach you your mother's fried crab ah? You tarak teach him how to count meh..67 or 69.

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    1. That minion see the pisang tanduk smile till see teeth no see eyes lo.....

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    2. Muahahahaha!!! I learn new words each day. I never knew it was like that in English.

      Thambee's signature smile is million dollars!

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  12. He's holding the banana so reverently

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    1. He was both delighted and sexcited with this huge pisang.

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  13. Good evening TM... So hot the weather here..

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    1. You always wear Winter clothes in Singapore. no wonder lah hot. tsk! tsk!

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  14. Thought you gonna buy the bananas and cook something out of it...

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    1. I have no idea how to finish such a big banana and what should i cook?

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  15. okay now, we all know Anay has been eyeing on this gigantically enormous fruit for quite some time already.. he must have been waiting for the chance to have no other customers (especially ladies) at the stall before he dares to walk near and then ask the makcik quietly about that fruit..

    can't really see the size, until that mysterious Minions fans holds it in his hands.. this single banana looks like it has already got a near 1kg weight, probably like 6 normal bananas we usually have.. adui, it really is something BIG, HUGE, GIGANTIC and no wonder many ladies love buying them home.. even Anay also cannot resist dei..

    if Minions were to see this huge banana, sure they will go bananas!!! cela banane, yum yum!!

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  16. I've seen these big ass bananas before, so I'm not that shocked. What I am shocked is how come you run errands to Thambee's office? And that was how he thank you? By reciting the fried flower crab mantra?? Tsk...

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  17. Whoa! Real king size been quite a long time seeing this since young.

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  18. Wah, SK must be really surprised by your gift!

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  19. Wow! That’s really huge and we get the size only from the way he holds. But I wonder is that natural fruits or hybrid variety?

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