I enjoy my work in advertising. We have no less than 10 meetings daily, so I converted my table for short discussions that involves me. That saves my walking to the conference room which is like over 10 miles away. Poof!
9.30am
Every morning my table looks like this.
6.00pm
It would be messy like this or very much worse. There will be empty sweet wrappers, empty cigarette box, papers and tissue box. When you see a tissue box, that means 1 female has shed tears at my table during the clawing and bitching brainstorming. It is normal in ad agency for ladies to cry or men to squeeze balls.
I am so kind to provide all the best & popular sweets in the 3 bowls. Yet, some morons simply throw garbage on my table. To the HELL with them.
THE MESSAGE SAYS:
THE SWEETS HERE ARE FOR YOUR EATING PLEASURES!
IF I EVER CATCH YOU THROWING WRAPPERS ON MY TABLE AGAIN, I WILL BREAK YOUR NUTS!!
HEAR THAT BASTARD?
It did not work, any suggestions?
You table look clean.. mine is horribly messy. Just like old time. :P
ReplyDeleteHow about 'Not having sex for the rest of your life'. That should do the trick. haha
ReplyDeleteWah....how you can think of such curse one?
ReplyDeleteWho is addicted to sex?
Haha....
haha...
ReplyDeletei know i know how to solve it...
just buy another small cute table dustbin... then the problem will be solve.....
first the warning is too small... and it just like a no smoking sign in those shopping or restaurant...
ahha
So small!! People didn't even notice! If you are a boss, you can say "Throw rubbish on my desk if you don't want to get increment or bonus this year."
ReplyDeleteWhoever throw rubbish on your desk, he or she have to eat it.
ReplyDeletelegolas idea also very good.
My suggestions:
ReplyDeleteThrow Garbage Again? Damn U Piss To Hell!.....LOL
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Cheers!
- Wayne Chan, SF California.
Or you can buy the sweets where the soft wraper can desolve in you mouth...no need to throw rubish... some more enviroment friendly :0)
ReplyDeletePut one vacume near by.Anyone cought throwing, will be punish vacuming the whole office... Save money on cleanner lady mah....
ReplyDeleteThank you for all your comments. They are useful and I will adopt them all. Will get back to you!
ReplyDeleteIt did not work?
ReplyDeleteWell, did you break any nuts then?
That's explain it doesn't it?
PS: Maybe you should add that nuts breaking will be in private. Maybe that works, for you too, I suppose. :-)
hahaha... for me..
ReplyDeleteyour workstation look like the clinic...
coz during we meet the "doctor" there are some sweets on the table. lol
i think the best way is 'stop giving them sweet anymore especially to those who dun know how to appreciate it...' then u will not have problem with these wrappers right?? haha
ReplyDeleteAnyway i appreciate that. Thanks for the sweets
stan