I always wanted to be Leng Chai like Takeshi Kaneshiro and get myself upgraded to Willy Diary's Class A list. But it seems impossible coz I never bothered about my face! Then hor.... this Fable Frog once baptized Twilight as Grandma, supported by Anton. Next came LeuMao calling me God Pa.
Gosh! I had to take a good look at the mirror to see my @#$% face! So Too-Lan with my looks that the mirror dropped itself on the floor. Then Jerry Kiat came along and called me Uncle Twinkle! His buddies also followed suit and I think koay-thau liao!
Wanna see how fugly I am, I won't mind sharing la. Just click on the right bar - My Photo.
So ngam, I received sms from Biotherm Ad in the mobile saying they were giving me a Trial Pack! I just sprang like a Tiger at the offer and flew to MV after work.
They put up a huge booth complete with "Aqua" series of products plus fish tank. I thought my face would look like their ugly fishes. Bluek!
Wasted no time, I got a CB Beautician who bitched so much Bio-language that I hear-no-road. Next she used an alien's weapon to zap my face and suddenly my pores appeared on her lap top screen. I really looked like Yoda!
Twilight : My face has oil.... what water??? @#$%!!!!!!
CB Beautician : Only 48% Water coz too much air con.
Twilight : Yeah I carry a portable air con everywhere!!
Twilight : I know my face is oily. My mum fry vegies with it.
CB Beautician : Ayo! Ayu! Adoi! That is abnormal la. Aiyo!...
Twilight : WTF! Stop telling me face oily okei! I know it la!
CB Beautician : Please use toner & water based moisturizer.
Twilight : @#$%!! Okay I will buy them, stop nagging bitch.
Twilight : Hee Hee! Sure lah, oily face how to have wrinkles hor?..
CB Beautician : True! Oily faced tend to prevent wrinkles. Good !!
Twilight : See told you oily faced is good. Can grease baking tins too.
Twilight : Haaarr? My face no elastic means I'll look like grandma?
CB Beautician : Yeah, your face will sag down like a grandma soon!
Twilight : Sure or not? You say no wrinkles & now gonna sag down.
CB Beautician : Eeer! Oh sorry! The computer spoilt on "Elasticity"
Twilight : Kaneeneh CCB woman, scare the shit out of me! FCUK!
Okay buy this, buy that, use this, use that... this one free, this one discount, this one good, this is No 1 Worldwide in Men's...blah blah blah. Must ask SK Thamby, how his face has transformed into? Wonder why he hides under sunglasses now? LOL.