Thursday, January 29, 2015

Mindpower & Auspicious CNY Decorations

Comes this 19th February, we will be ushering the Chinese Lunar New Year when the goats will bleat happily! Last weekend, I went to the biggest store I could locate which sold the cheapest and widest variety of new auspicious red Chinese decorations in Petaling Jaya. I forgot the name but it is a warehouse-like store right behind the Ming Tien Food Court at Taman Megah.

Let me show you the photos and share my own personal thoughts why we should buy something new, very red and auspicious to welcome every new year with a LOUD BANG!! I have read far and near, in various feng shui & religious theories to understand something here.

YOUR Mind POWER & Auspicious DECORATIONS

- We, human beings live in this huge universe where everything revolves around good and bad frequencies. Learn to tap the good ones!

- We have so many remote controls to activate our home gadgets, appliances, auto-gates & car alarms etc. All used tiny batteries with invisible frequencies set to move, open and activate big items!

- Your MIND has even stronger FREQUENCY POWERS than tiny batteries to order our juniors, maids or kids to run errands/chores or even move people.

- Our MIND could activate our hearts and mouths to make someone happy or angry with the rightful words & wishes.

- Most humans have short memory & weak frequencies to precisely tap & draw all the good frequencies hovering above our homes - WEALTH, HAPPINESS, LUCK, LOVE & many more.

- So, we need to get the rightful auspicious objects to display so that everyone will only THINK precisely of the right & good thoughts. Good thoughts will help your MIND to tap the good frequencies too.

- The RIGHT magnetic thoughts will generate the RIGHT magnetic frequencies you desire. So we must always associate ourselves with good people who emit good frequencies and live & work in good environment too.




 1. So many kiasu wannabes like ME, the uncles and aunties thronged this place to grab every thing that fancied our eyes. The prices are very cheap after hefty discounts. This Golden "Fook" display caught my eyes!






2. This "Fook" sign was once popularly displayed as "福" upright until the trend & beliefs that it should be shown as falling down to you. To me, it looks a bit like my luck will become upside down.





3. Don't you agree that it will look more auspicious in the upright position like this??






4. Good wishes is a must!!! Whoever that reads them out aloud or mumble in their thoughts will generate these auspicious frequencies around your house like blessings!




5. The burning candle lights from the old lanterns would bring good tidings but these days we have to put an electric bulb inside! "Raise The Red Lantern" was a very good movie showing the Emperors & his Concubines.





6. I bought some cute Red Packets with the Goats smiling.





7. This festive fire-cracker light bulbs were the most popular item! The whole string costs less than RM10 each! Hurry there & sapu!




8. Wow! The lion heads come in many colours now and selling cheaply. You can save cost by doing your own lion dance outside your door. You could also hire the "Anay & Thambee" troupe to dance for you for free! Wakakaka





 9. In China, I have seen such well-tangled red ropes in huge gigantic displays being hung up at the entrance of buildings. These red displays will attract very solid relationships with everyone.






10. I bought one for my door!






11. I was impressed with these section where all the displays had moving parts waving, using small batteries!

HAPPY SPRING CLEANING YOUR HOMES!


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Tuesday, January 27, 2015

My CD & Many Birthday Surprises

It was my birthday last Friday. 



I had so much wonderful surprises lined up!






1. My bed ridden mother who has been unwell for 3 months & confined herself at home, whispered to my brother that she wanted to celebrate my birthday. My brother suggested a simple dinner nearby our homes. I was very touched as my brother had to carry her with both hands from her bed to his car and finally wheeled her into the restaurant. All mothers would always sacrifice themselves for their child's sake. Sobs!






2. Later that night, my sweet & thoughtful wife treated me to spend a night at the Kuala Lumpur's 5-Star Ossoto Spa! It was a very unique idea to do nothing but to relax and rejuvenate ourselves there. I loved that blissful moment and hope to go there again soon. 

**I will specially blog about this spa next week! Stay tuned.






3. My creative wife again,  threw an unexpected surprise dinner by dropping me off at the hotel lobby. She told me to get down from the car & collect my birthday cake which was ordered by a close friend. The above rich chocolate cake was specially baked by the Master Chef at The Mines hotel & Resort but hand carried to another hotel pula.... Wakakakaka!






4. I dashed inside the hotel and my eyes went wide with dropped jaws to see 6 good friends waiting there instead! One least expected guest on this planet showed up to safely hand deliver my CD!!!! 
It was like PosLayu's new tagline - DI JAMIN SAMPAI TANGAN ANDA!

Oooooh! Thambee showed up with my PRIZED CD,  CNY card and lovely Gift Box with pretty ribbons & a touching handmade Birthday Card! Thanks heaps!!





 5. LOOK at my sweet carbo pasted CD sticker in the centre! He knows what I love to eat! 

I am sure you would agree that he created a very professional & personalised CD complete with the winner's names inside a Ziploc Bag!!!! OMG! He is so clever! No wonder Thambee obtained his MBA with honours, so sap-sap water!





6. This is Thambee's Donut and I am proud to show off my 4th CD!
Don't jealous, yeah!



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Friday, January 16, 2015

Enjoy My Own Salsa Sauce & Tortilla Chips

I am an addict for junk food when I watch movies or TV soap dramas! I learnt to eat these American habits while I was a student at the boarding school there. It was an eye opener for me to see how the Americans & foreign Asians from Japan and Korea enjoyed the food while I watched on like an alien from other planets. Soon I became hooked to eating celery dipped into tartar/mayonnaise or tortilla chips dipped into flaming hot salsa sauce!

Over here in our country, I could not afford to buy those imported salsa sauce often as they are too costly unless I could grab any clearance sales! Finally, I decided to try to make my own after hibernating for so long. My classmate once made his own salsa sauce dips during our pot luck dinner and I was so impressed.

I have made my own recently and I am extremely pleased until I must share this simple recipe. Men are Men and we hardly make records for the quantity, so just make your own estimates! I have googled hundreds of recipes and decided these ingredients on my own instincts.




My ingredients - Tomato Paste, Diced Tomatoes, Lemon, Big Onion, Garlic and Green Pepper.
I bought these brands as they are cheapest available. The whole ingredients are less than RM10 and I could easily make 3 big jars like the ones sold in the supermarket.




We are supposed to use fresh Mexican Jalapenos in the original salsa sauce but we don't have fresh ones here and the imported pickled ones are over priced. What the heck! I used our flaming hot chilly sauce instead of red chillies substitute. I prefer the bottled chilly sauce as they have added some vinegar, sugar, salt and whatever which are essential. Just keep pouring the chilly sauce until your lips are burnt with smoke coming out of your mouths!






 My wife who is a strict vegan and small eater could not stop munching all my tortilla chips. She swore that it was the best salsa sauce she had eaten after trying over 5 brands I have purchased. Ahem!


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Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Delicious Vietnamese Dinner

This is my outdated post that was put aside when my mum was taken ill suddenly. 

We try to watch movies every weekend as it is very therapeutic for us to relax and watch a good movie. It could help distract out mind away from worldly nonsense for 2 hours. Before a movie, we would normally head to any fancy restaurants for light dinner.




I went to 1-Utama to check it out this Vietnamese restaurant which is always packed.





Nice decors. Look like bras being lighted up.




What are you thinking now? Hamsap!




Yes. The hamsap man behind the screens.





I ordered their fragrant Vietnamese Coffee which was so thick & strong. The alien green drink is the Blended Avocado which is my wifey's favourite.




I am a sworn coffee addict and could drink 6 cups a day! Anyone?







I ordered their thin paper rice rolls and requested only vegetarian for wifey.




This sinful set dinner was mine. It was yummy.




The dinner bill for 2 persons.




I will be back again soon.


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Monday, January 5, 2015

Wonders Of Polarized Sunglasses

I have been wearing glasses since I was 11 years old. My power has increased from a mere 250 to around 500 now. Oh My Hamsap Eyes!

I cannot live without sunglasses otherwise I would get migraine and throbbing headaches. I knew that sunglasses is a must when you drive in the snowy roads during winter as I experienced brutal winters in North America. It was all white and my eyes got almost blinded to see anything else. I always thought that I knew all about sunglasses until recently.




Nearby the factory hubs where I work, there are several peddlers hawking their wares by the five foot ways outside the shops. There was this friendly Malay guy who often called me out to buy his sunglasses. I politely replied him that I am short sighted and his powerless lenses would not help me to move around. Suddenly he brought out those huge sunglasses that could be worn over our powered spectacle frames and started his sales talk. I stood and listened.





Speaking like a qualified Dr. Optician, he explained that only Polarized Sunglasses should be worn to protect our eyes besides shielding away glares that hindered our partial visibility. Take a look at his sticker on the mirror now.  

Our naked eyes could see a man with a fishing rod.







Now Dr. Optician placed his polarized sunglasses over the same sticker and the fisherman has caught a huge fish which could not be seen with our naked eyes!! 

I was speechless!





Dr. Optician explained that only those sunglasses with the Polarized Sticker on the lenses are the suitable ones. That was interesting to me! Maybe I should get one and see something else too!


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Wednesday, December 24, 2014

My Quick & Lazy Mushroom Soup

I often got inspired by this Lazy Man's cooking & baking posts of blogger RealGunner 
who is a happy KL bachelor residing in Penang. I thought that even lousy cooks like me 
could probably dish out wonders too! 
Before I boast to you my cooking, let me wish all my blogger friends 
and silent readers a Very Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year 2015. 
Happy Holidays to everyone and get drunk & happy okay.


You probably remember that my sick mother was discharged from hospital recently and now resting at home. Her efficient maid who has been nursing and caring for her has gone back to Philippines for her Christmas break while my sister is away to join her hubby's family in Sweden and my brother is always finding excuses to disappear from thin air. So we have hired professional nurse's help to give 24 hours care for a week and it costs some RM5,000!!! This is crazy but true... sweats!
Besides that, I have to plan for most of their meals and the planning made me smarter. I was sick of buying the same restaurant food daily and started toying with several soups & my Mario's spaghetti. Today I will share my Quick & Lazy Soup that costs me less than RM10.00 and could serve 8 persons!



I bought 2 mushroom soup sachets (No MSG), 2 types mushroom and used some milk. 
The total is indeed less than RM10 and took less than 45 minutes to boil till finish!




YUMMY! It tasted good if not better than the soup served at P@STA Z@NMAI.

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Friday, December 19, 2014

How To Get Rid Of Lizards?

I don't hate lizards at all. I even play with small lizards by catching them with my bare hands and soaked them in a pail of water until half drowned! That was when I was a kid. I know, I was cruel but not anymore. You might say that I never killed them but gave them good baths.

Over the years, I had headaches with the bigger lizards who would swarm my home at night to feed on insects. They would drop the poo all over my altar and rooms. I would not mind their visits but they should poo outside or in my toilets. I tried to buy all sorts of repellents but they didn't help at all. The lizards still came and laughed at me with that tsk tsk tsk tsk sound!!

Then I heard some grandmother remedy tales that we should use the fresh serai leaves (Lemongrass Leaves) to keep the lizards away.



I found this idea unsuitable as I might need to grow many bushes at home to get fresh supplies. By then, these bushes would attract snakes and I have to start buying sulphuric powder to keep the snakes away. I was in a dilemma until I saw some neighbours shared the idea to buy the concentrated Serai Liquid instead and I sprang into action immediately.




I bought a bottle from Hero Market and poured it neat into my spray bottle. I zapped the spray and aimed all the whole corners of my ceiling and window frames. The lizards have said good bye to me and went to my neighbour's homes! They hated the nice smelling lemongrass in my home.



Now I miss the lizards!



HAPPY WEEKEND MY FRIENDS!


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