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MORE Curious Case Of Benjamin Button

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So much has been blogged about this blockbuster movie with so many versions of reviews. Many had watched and many were just lazy to watch it, never mind take your time coz you will get younger each day.
I love this show so much coz it was different, unique and made me think a lot in a reversed manner. It was close to 3 hours long and luckily the pop corns kept me awake till 3 am.

I wished that I could get younger on every birthday and die in the cradle as a baby too.

So when Benjamin Button had a wife and a baby gal, he disappeared for some years before returning back. He sailed on the boat and guess where he went to? I think you guys missed this part which was censored.






His boat sailed to Florida.







He became a Drag Queen!



I am just kidding guys!
Have a Fun Weekend!



My Own Superlatives

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The economy has been so scarily tough yet I was working like a crazy cow for the past week. I often went home after midnight but I managed to squeeze in some exercises in between plus cutting down binge eating. That should hopefully lead me to good shape. I have many horror stories yet to blog but I don't wanna scare the many faint hearted readers tonight.
Maybe I should share some tips to enhance your popularity and love life which I heard from Feng Shui masters. Along the way, I realized many 5-Star hotels heeded this advice too, by using fresh floral arrangements at their lobby.
Fresh floral arrangement at the lobby of Oriental Hotel Bangkok which often clinched awards for being the World's Best Hotel

I am sure you have seen many big hotels displayed these big floral arrangement on round tables at the entrance. The flowers are pretty and are believed to emit some frequency to enhance its popularity. I have been displaying miniature fresh flowers every week by my bedside and I …

My Worst Nightmare

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I have been eating so much since Christmas through Chinese New Year till Valentine's Day! I was eating so much Santa's Turkeys, pies, ice creams and tossing endless of Yee Sang for prosperity! Worst of all, I didn't go to gym for almost 2 months and Jackie Chan was laughing hysterically all his way to the bank coz I paid buta-buta for his gym fees.
Then Valentine's Dinner plus munching pop corns in Gold Class till 3am watching Benjamin Button movie! Sure my nightmare began right after!

This is Twilight! Layers of Wobbly Fat and big tits! I screamed in my dreams when I saw myself in the mirror! My shocked mirror just dropped off from its hook and fainted onto the floor.
I met 4 Fugly Ballooned Ladies in bikinis by the beach. I cried and ran far far away but they still  chased me all way with their fats pounding the ground thunderously. Help! Help!
When I woke up, I was panting in cold sweat. My nightmare was real coz I am so fat now! Please don't invite me to eat anythin…

I Am Thirsty

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When I read the newspaper's front page, I felt sorry for that furry thing. Hell's breaking loose at Down Under with lots of scary disasters like big floods and fire! 
I could not help believing the Singapore's Feng Shui Queen who said that the countries in the south will experience difficult times. Very accurate and fast from the minute it was uttered out.

Then I recall receiving one email which I quickly skipped tru that contained Koala Bears too. I spent hours opening up a few hundred past emails to find the Koala Bear which I thought would be the right topic which touched my heart today.
The koala bears were so bloody hot and thirsty, so they entered many private homes in Victoria, Australia.
This owner has kindly prepared a pail of clean water.

The koala bear promptly headed to the water to chill out.


It just kept drinking non stop to quench its thirst! Awww...Poor thing!


Finally, it had to climb into the tub and relax to chill out.


Muahahahaha! Come join me guys!


Happy Chap Goh Meh

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This Chinese New Year was the most eventful one I ever had in my entire life. I had so many invitations to lunches and dinners until I had phobia for "Yee Sang" and food! Last night's dinner at Shang Palace, lunch and barbeque with the orphans tonight was enough to bloat my face with extra inches on my waist! Fat! Fat! Fat!
When I got back to work after a week long break, we invited the Lion Dance troupe to prance around the entire office to scare away all the bad luck. Oh boy, I had never seen such a playful and funny pair of Lions! They were comical, always teasing all the females and chase my colleagues around the office. Gila Singa kan?

The Lion was ogling and flirting with this unmarried 'virgin' female colleague. It was rubbing his nose on her body. So ham sap la! LOL..


Then he came to my table and lazily slept on top of my computer for so long. I was quite horrified and had no idea what it was doing. So I spanked its ass real hard!


Instantly, the Lion jumped o…

The World Of Orphans

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How often do we sit down and think about the poor orphans? We rather sit down and dream about money, money, money and money. Excuse me, I am talking about myself lah, so please don't scream ok.
The word "orphan" is a Greek word meaning the child who lost his parents or being abandoned by them, whichever. I have personally met the 1st orphan, Mary when I was a kid and she was being left outside the convent's door step with her milk bottle by her parents on a rainy night. It sounds like a typical drama show where you need rain drops to spice up.
 So the kind sisters took her in while she was still sucking the tit and Mary promptly grew up into a sickly child with a big hole in her heart. One day, the MP of Bukit Mertajam made a charitable visit to the orphanage and learnt about her urgency to have the heart operation. The MP's wife took the child home and arranged to send her to Melbourne's Children's Hospital at their own expenses for her successful operatio…

The Fantastic Four

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It has been a long time since I lighted up my wok and cooked something. Here, I decided to cook Japanese Curry with rice to treat some guests tonight.
It was quick and easy to cook using the ready made Japanese Curry paste with sliced carrots and potatoes stir fried into the gravy with soft minced chicken meat coz some of my guests are toothless tigers.

Try to stir in some Lychee! This is Twilight's copyright and the taste is superb to chew something fruity & tangy sweet. I believe the Japanese never enjoyed this way! Yum! Yum!


Here's the scooped piping hot rice with the curry in take away boxes with oranges and red packets for my guests.


4 lovely & obedient teens came along to make big merits for themselves tonight.  Let me introduce Calvin Chew who is flanked by 3 angels - Elicia, Xiao Ying and Min Hui.
Ms Cheah drove us around the whole Pudu and Petaling Street looking for our guests.

- Pudu Area -
They got down and presented the bags of goodies to homeless beggars by the 5…