Thursday, July 26, 2012

I Am Moving House

I have been living in in this area for over 10 years and I want a change so badly! I have both good and very weird neighbours who love to gossip. When one neighbour heard that I was going to climb Mount Kinabalu 2 years ago, news spread like wildfire till the houses on my right and back rows knew about it. Further up behind, you will find a big round and nice auspicious Feng-Shui enhanced house of Tan Sri Liew Kee Sin (SP Setia Group) and next 2 roads away is Dato Seri Chan Kong Choy's house! Sounds so glam??? No, my house is just a miserable old one that measures only 24' X 100' and has inner courtyard! Those are very old antique houses that have courtyards where you could dry your laundry or create indoor gardens. My house is a multi leveled 2 1/2 storey type with high extremely high ceilings! My bedroom's attached bathroom has a ceiling that measures up to 20 feet! 

Recently, I had a shock of my life when aliens started attacking my house. My tummy turned upside down and puked when I saw mushrooms growing for the 3rd time by the cracks on the 3rd level of my house!!


 HORRORS!!!

 In the morning, it was like ahem ahem....yiaks!




 OMG!!! It greeted me Good Afternoon!
They can grow so fast within hours and overnight. The house is so damp and full of moisture! The ventilation is too good and airy. Does that means mushrooms must grow indoors?? I think I should consider opening a Twilight's Mushroom Farm!




Thank goodness, I am moving next month! Good bye Mushrooms!!
I want to be nearer to my parents and my office. Guess where I will be moving to?

 
I will be living close by to Ahem Simple Prince! He should open his Ahem-Burger stall by then!

We definitely need good and professional movers who know how to love and respect all our precious furniture and household items. You should trust this well known company in Melbourne ~ MAN WITH A VAN





109 comments:

  1. Kesian TM. Sakit tekak banyak ahem ahem. Kasi buang itu phlegm. Kekeke

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    1. Tu la, Ahem spore spread by Ahem Super Prince.

      Everybody in the blogsphere got itchy throat~~

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    2. yalah, that SP Ahem spreads all the ahem virus around the blogsphere.. now count how many ahem you have in your recent posts~~ :D

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    3. SK, don't ask TM to count la, he sucks in math. You write a program for him to count, kekeke~

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    4. *suck*

      I very alert with this word wor...

      Muahaha

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    5. aiyo ... drink le cap ibu dan anak.. sure all the phelgm habis le.....

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    6. OMG! All your comments made me die laughing at the FF gym this evening. Everyone looked at me laughing on the treadmill like Siau Lang!

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    7. This one penyakit berjangkit la..ahem ahem

      wei wei maybe after moving house TM can ahem ahem 4x a day like ahem ahem SP

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  2. OMG!!!! Those aliens! Scary leh...

    But if its not poisonous, you have a great opp to open a mushroom farm in your house! wakaka

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    1. yeah, after Anay moves to his new house and abandoned this own house, for sure more mushrooms will grow.. the first wild mushroom farm and Anay can earn a fortune!!

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    2. first time i see those white mushroom..
      you did not clean the house izzit?
      or you ahem ahem ahem spit everywhere and mutate on the mushroom izzit?

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    3. Me too never seen such mushrooms! So eerie! I wanna buy 4D this weekend... What number?

      Spit your head lah SP! No one can ahem ahem like your Olympic distance!! Kekeke!

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    4. good idea wor. turning it into a mushroom farm LOL...can earn a fortune leh. Now pasar selling mushroom very expensive

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  3. Later we all can kay-poh what you do by just asking Mr Ahem Ahem. hehe

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    1. When TM meets SP, what will happen?
      They sure ahem ahem ahem more, that area will become very inhygiene.

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    2. If got weird weid sound in that area, must be the two ahem ahem lah. LOL

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    3. I beginning to feel something's going on here.... TM moving so near to SP. Ahem, macam skandal bakal berlaku ni :p

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    4. you girls seems to be very excited le ..
      come come let me tell you..
      but have to pay first le ..
      see movie also need to buy tickety right? lol

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    5. Anay never imagined will live near this SP. I will take MRT to his LRT station to lepak.

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    6. SP, no need to pay ticket. Most scandals come up in the kay poh FB nowadays.

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    7. Lina, no need to ask SP la. Later both of them wont be free to blog hop. too busy with ahem ahem

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  4. 20 by 100 is big OK.

    Old ka new ka... that is big house. ;p

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    1. because Anay needs more room so that he can chase Letchumi around the coconut tree planted inside his courtyard..

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    2. I think it is like a castle...
      tm annay is the secret billionaire..

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    3. I downgrade from 24 X 100 to 22 X 75! 5 rooms becomes 4 rooms! Sob! Sob!

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  5. I cannot even afford a 20x70 house. huhuhu

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    1. Gadis cannot afford to stay in a 20x70 house, but a 40x140 house!! :D

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    2. in inches can lah.. not square feet. LOL

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    3. Gadis punya hubby is her ATM on the bed! Anytime press press, dollars keluar! LOL

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    4. Got come out if press... it sounds like money.... but Malay spelling! bwahaha

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    5. haiz...me barbie doll house also cannot afford leh ...sobs....

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  6. Holy Cow!! That Ahem Mushroom looks so gross!!

    Wei, the stem is too thin la, looks like distorted ahem je!

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    1. Dia punya hujung only big. For more "tujahan" wakaka

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    2. The ahem mushroom has ribbed skin. More friction? kekeke

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    3. Dia punya hujung 'bergerigi sikit', for extra pleasure, muahahaha!

      Eh, gadis, close your eyes don't read my comment. Or come back after buka puasa, nanti deduct pahala by my 18SX comment :p

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    4. ini dua orang amoi manyak hamsap lah!!! later Anay ahem ahem again~~ :D

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    5. Now I know Yvonne use that stuff since she knows about it. wakaka

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    6. Mushrooms or plants that grow in the house, sure look alike the owner, no?

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    7. OMG Yan! You know what Came to my mind?????

      *must rinse brain*

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    8. You mean the owner is very fair like the mushroom? Or the owner flashes himself in the afternoon? Or you only refer the look-alike to certain ahem part? :p

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    9. I mean stem thin, distorted, "tujahan" and bergerigi la!

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    10. TM Anay,
      Better do full disclosure to counter the claim mentiond above! LOL

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    11. I second that, don't worry, we all are matured women. Won't faint one. We can tahan one.

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    12. i think those mushroom has come from those ahem ahem thing....
      that is why mutate become alien liao

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    13. Wah! Banyak spekulasi until I pening lo. It looks spooky to me. This house always have passing spirits come to visit! Not kidding! I got one French mirror on the staircase and the female Niak Niak like to posing there! The mushroom grew above that! Arrrh!

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    14. Aiyoh, TM house also got other type of residents...

      Must take note, in case "terbeli" his old house. ;p

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  7. I'm surprise to see the mushroom can actually open up~~ :O

    Just like umbrella, yo! *amaze mode*

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    1. Yvonne, do you want some mushrooms to bake the mushroom chicken pie? TM will give you for free.

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    2. Muahahahaha! I will send the Magic Mushrooms to you to make pies! Whoever eat sure get "high"....!!!!!!

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  8. Do you pluck it and try cooking assorted vegetables with mushroom dish? Or turn it into curry mushroom to eat with roti canai?

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    1. no wonder anay always invite thambee to go to his house to eat cheesy curry mutton with wild mushroom served with chapati with sliced mushroom!! :D

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    2. Better keep a close watch to your Kamala, SK. I sense that TM is eyeing her and planning to poison you with his special abnormal white fungus. Then they can live happily ever after~~

      The script like this, can get accepted in Hollywood ka?

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    3. Bollywood can what. kakaka

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    4. Choi! Choi! Your mulut sial.... If I kill Thambee, all bloggers will kill me later. Nanti no more SK blogs. That Thambee loves Kamala too much, anay dare not even touch her hair! Nanti Kena castrate by Thambee!

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    5. LOL...no wonder la...now TM's secret all come out like the mushrooms

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  9. fuyoh!! anay you can bring those wild mushroom and sell them maybe you can earn a fortune!!

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    1. maybe this is some kind of white truffle!! and normally mushrooms that are plain in colors are not poisonous..

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    2. i wonder whether the houses of the two Dato will also have lots of mushroom, and blooming mushroom, inside?? no wonder they become Dato, all because mushrooms grow in their house!!

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    3. maybe Anay shouldn't move lah.. those mushrooms are fortune mushrooms, they will help Anay become the next Tan Sri lah~~

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    4. Ya lo! shouldn't move, should use the mushroom to boil mushroom soup and bake mushroom chicken pie. There, go and see my recipe.

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    5. Yeeee! You made my hair all stand up. I dare not even touch the mushroom, don't dream of eating the soup! Blergh! Blergh!.... I can even Lau Sai by thinking of it.....



      Faints...

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  10. I wonder why your Ahem Mushroom is so fair like snow white... adapting to your wall color, isn't it? Trying to hide so that you won't notice it?

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    1. It was so white that I could not even see them as I don't even walk up to that corner. I so damn malu to post the photos to show. 3rd time appeared no more chance, I just snapped!

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    2. TM, how you removed those Ahem Mushroom in the first 2 times? You plucked it yourself?

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  11. Oh??? You're based in KL too...like SP? When are you moving? In time for my visit? Got guest room or not? Then I can tumpang...and save on hotel??? And you can chauffeur me around in your limousine jalan-jalan car makan. Best lah like that! LOL!!!!

    Eeeee...the mushrooms so scary lah! Really like aliens!!!

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    1. Woi! STP where did you think I was living? Next time I will see you, now all in the mess! SP and I will belanja you makan.

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  12. Yerrrr! The snow white mushroom very geli. Yerrr!

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    1. Yeah so geli... Indoor and outdoor mushroom sure looks different. Sure u want to make them in your pies? I will dry them all and post to you soon!

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  13. When I get retrenchment, I want to open a stall next to Ahem's burger. I am selling Simple Chicken Pie, Rm6.50 each, sure won't taste KANASAI. TM, must come and buy, ok?

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    1. Wah! You wanna move to KL? That will be fun! In between the Ahem Burger Stall and Yannie's Chicky Pies, I will open my Kanasai Fried Mushrooms stall to sell.

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  14. TM, if you move to new house, the new house grows snowwhite mushroom again, then how? move again ah?

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    1. Choi! Choi! No more mushrooms laaa.... I will urinate on them and drown them!

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  15. I just thought of something.

    Moving house = house warming party.

    Bila mau invite us?

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    1. That will be fun! ... I so low profile one... Wife posted in her FB that we moving soon and my phone cannot stop ringing. People shocked!! Why I cannot move one? I have not told them we will migrate someday... They might scream!

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    2. What???? Bila mau migrate!!!

      Shock! Shock! @.@

      Will alert everyone! hahaha

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    3. Moving house, migrate, whatever; I want to join the fun!! :D

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  16. hey annay tm.. since we live very close now and it is easy for us to ahem ahem ahem... kakakakakaka one call you can come to my place..

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    1. That that will be nice to makan dinner at your house everyday and then go blogging!

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    2. That ahem ahem ahem bit is kinda worrying... LOL!!!

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  17. seriously I always go to your place during the weekend morning for jogging..
    you want to join me?

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    1. Uncle Anay go jogging with SP Thambee?? Sure boh, I will be dragging my feet far behind you. Where you go to lari? Must be the park lah.... I must go take a look... Every weekend I can bring 1 guest to any FF gym to exercise too. When Fui Fui go yoga, you follow me go exercise eyeballs at FF. Got a lot of Leng Lui and Bimbos there! Mahu ka Ahem?

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    2. Oh dear! Now, they've started dating... What's next? LOL!!!

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    3. Then check out each other's body at the locker room. Die!

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    4. TM, you sure you want to bring SP to exercise eyeballs at FF gym, later fui fui knows, she will make SP kneeing on durians, no ahem ahem ahem for a month.

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    5. OMG, I've got to know SK with scandalous Panda recently.

      Now TM with SP pulak! Hot news ~~

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    7. hey the park is really good..
      fresh air, lots of PEOPLE ...and we go up hill!!
      what is FF? i really got so many things to learn le...

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    8. Fitness First Gyms la Thambee....

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  18. Ya Ampun ya Tuhan ku, look at those comments! LOL

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    1. Hey man! Long time no see! ..... You also died laughing at the bloggers comments?? They all Kena infected by SK virus plus contagious Ahem Ahem sexual disease ! Wakakaka

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  19. Hope there aren't too many things to move. It can be a nightmare!

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    1. My antiques alone half lorry! .... I already start worrying man....

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  20. Wah! The mushrooms look so cute. Maybe Smurfs are coming for a visit. Hahaha...

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    1. Hello Calvin! I will strike lottery soon because you comment today. Welcome again ok.
      I didn't see Smurfs but big rats in my store room! Yucks!

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  21. nice to stay in a new house..the feeling is great but the moving is exhausting.

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    1. My head spins as I dunno where to start packing. Only 2 persons need 3 lorries, no joke!

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  22. the mushroom so cantik .. all white .. so the glam..lol ;p
    new house got house warming boh? need opening dance boh? lol ;p

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  23. Woi Danny Gaga! You Love my white mushrooms? I boil them to make soup for you. I would love you to dance, no need Lion Dance!

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  24. Congrats on getting a new home... After seeing the moisture in the old house ---including the mushrooms-- I think it's time for you to move....Good Luck!!!
    Betsy

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  25. Gaaa! I think a few Hungry Ghosts visited you! I've seen mushrooms grow in old wooden houses in Japan's humid summers, and even in relatively modern apartment buildings you have to watch out for mold. Ugh.

    Congratulations on your new house, and "ganbatte" with the packing and unpacking! ^^

    PS: 24 x 100 would be regarded as MASSIVE in Tokyo. Inner courtyard? We can but dream ...

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  26. adei...sakit perut liao not because of the mushroom but because of reading the above comments LOL

    wooi....what you gonna do with the musroom la

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  27. What kind of mushrooms are these.Looking horrible especially growing indoor.

    Okok..faster go go. Have fun moving house.

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  28. oh the mushroom are actually quite pretty :)
    and happy moving :D

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  29. you say you gonna puke and you manage to snap photo and post it up here>? LOL

    walao wei you ar . . . . and yah some sort of mushroom really can grow fast. and it might be poisonous thou . . .

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  30. OMG, I've never seen anything like these before. I'll probably freak out! Hahaha!

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  31. i must say MAN WITH A VAN are the profesional removalists you are totally right.

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