I have been living in in this area for over 10 years and I want a change so badly! I have both good and very weird neighbours who love to gossip. When one neighbour heard that I was going to climb Mount Kinabalu 2 years ago, news spread like wildfire till the houses on my right and back rows knew about it. Further up behind, you will find a big round and nice auspicious Feng-Shui enhanced house of Tan Sri Liew Kee Sin (SP Setia Group) and next 2 roads away is Dato Seri Chan Kong Choy's house! Sounds so glam??? No, my house is just a miserable old one that measures only 24' X 100' and has inner courtyard! Those are very old antique houses that have courtyards where you could dry your laundry or create indoor gardens. My house is a multi leveled 2 1/2 storey type with high extremely high ceilings! My bedroom's attached bathroom has a ceiling that measures up to 20 feet!
Recently, I had a shock of my life when aliens started attacking my house. My tummy turned upside down and puked when I saw mushrooms growing for the 3rd time by the cracks on the 3rd level of my house!!
HORRORS!!!
In the morning, it was like ahem ahem....yiaks!
OMG!!! It greeted me Good Afternoon!
They can grow so fast within hours and overnight. The house is so damp and full of moisture! The ventilation is too good and airy. Does that means mushrooms must grow indoors?? I think I should consider opening a Twilight's Mushroom Farm!
Thank goodness, I am moving next month! Good bye Mushrooms!!
I want to be nearer to my parents and my office. Guess where I will be moving to?
I will be living close by to Ahem Simple Prince! He should open his Ahem-Burger stall by then!
We definitely need good and professional movers who know how to love and respect all our precious furniture and household items. You should trust this well known company in Melbourne ~ MAN WITH A VAN
Kesian TM. Sakit tekak banyak ahem ahem. Kasi buang itu phlegm. Kekeke
ReplyDeleteTu la, Ahem spore spread by Ahem Super Prince.
DeleteEverybody in the blogsphere got itchy throat~~
yalah, that SP Ahem spreads all the ahem virus around the blogsphere.. now count how many ahem you have in your recent posts~~ :D
DeleteSK, don't ask TM to count la, he sucks in math. You write a program for him to count, kekeke~
Delete*suck*
DeleteI very alert with this word wor...
Muahaha
aiyo ... drink le cap ibu dan anak.. sure all the phelgm habis le.....
DeleteOMG! All your comments made me die laughing at the FF gym this evening. Everyone looked at me laughing on the treadmill like Siau Lang!
DeleteThis one penyakit berjangkit la..ahem ahem
Deletewei wei maybe after moving house TM can ahem ahem 4x a day like ahem ahem SP
OMG!!!! Those aliens! Scary leh...
ReplyDeleteBut if its not poisonous, you have a great opp to open a mushroom farm in your house! wakaka
yeah, after Anay moves to his new house and abandoned this own house, for sure more mushrooms will grow.. the first wild mushroom farm and Anay can earn a fortune!!
Deletefirst time i see those white mushroom..
Deleteyou did not clean the house izzit?
or you ahem ahem ahem spit everywhere and mutate on the mushroom izzit?
Me too never seen such mushrooms! So eerie! I wanna buy 4D this weekend... What number?
DeleteSpit your head lah SP! No one can ahem ahem like your Olympic distance!! Kekeke!
good idea wor. turning it into a mushroom farm LOL...can earn a fortune leh. Now pasar selling mushroom very expensive
DeleteLater we all can kay-poh what you do by just asking Mr Ahem Ahem. hehe
ReplyDeleteWhen TM meets SP, what will happen?
DeleteThey sure ahem ahem ahem more, that area will become very inhygiene.
If got weird weid sound in that area, must be the two ahem ahem lah. LOL
DeleteI beginning to feel something's going on here.... TM moving so near to SP. Ahem, macam skandal bakal berlaku ni :p
Deleteyou girls seems to be very excited le ..
Deletecome come let me tell you..
but have to pay first le ..
see movie also need to buy tickety right? lol
Anay never imagined will live near this SP. I will take MRT to his LRT station to lepak.
DeleteSP, no need to pay ticket. Most scandals come up in the kay poh FB nowadays.
DeleteLina, no need to ask SP la. Later both of them wont be free to blog hop. too busy with ahem ahem
Delete20 by 100 is big OK.
ReplyDeleteOld ka new ka... that is big house. ;p
because Anay needs more room so that he can chase Letchumi around the coconut tree planted inside his courtyard..
DeleteI think it is like a castle...
Deletetm annay is the secret billionaire..
I downgrade from 24 X 100 to 22 X 75! 5 rooms becomes 4 rooms! Sob! Sob!
DeleteI cannot even afford a 20x70 house. huhuhu
ReplyDeleteGadis cannot afford to stay in a 20x70 house, but a 40x140 house!! :D
Deletein inches can lah.. not square feet. LOL
DeleteGadis punya hubby is her ATM on the bed! Anytime press press, dollars keluar! LOL
DeleteGot come out if press... it sounds like money.... but Malay spelling! bwahaha
Deletehaiz...me barbie doll house also cannot afford leh ...sobs....
DeleteHoly Cow!! That Ahem Mushroom looks so gross!!
ReplyDeleteWei, the stem is too thin la, looks like distorted ahem je!
Dia punya hujung only big. For more "tujahan" wakaka
DeleteThe ahem mushroom has ribbed skin. More friction? kekeke
DeleteDia punya hujung 'bergerigi sikit', for extra pleasure, muahahaha!
DeleteEh, gadis, close your eyes don't read my comment. Or come back after buka puasa, nanti deduct pahala by my 18SX comment :p
ini dua orang amoi manyak hamsap lah!!! later Anay ahem ahem again~~ :D
DeleteNow I know Yvonne use that stuff since she knows about it. wakaka
DeleteMushrooms or plants that grow in the house, sure look alike the owner, no?
DeleteOMG Yan! You know what Came to my mind?????
Delete*must rinse brain*
You mean the owner is very fair like the mushroom? Or the owner flashes himself in the afternoon? Or you only refer the look-alike to certain ahem part? :p
DeleteI mean stem thin, distorted, "tujahan" and bergerigi la!
DeleteTM Anay,
DeleteBetter do full disclosure to counter the claim mentiond above! LOL
I second that, don't worry, we all are matured women. Won't faint one. We can tahan one.
Deletei think those mushroom has come from those ahem ahem thing....
Deletethat is why mutate become alien liao
Wah! Banyak spekulasi until I pening lo. It looks spooky to me. This house always have passing spirits come to visit! Not kidding! I got one French mirror on the staircase and the female Niak Niak like to posing there! The mushroom grew above that! Arrrh!
DeleteAiyoh, TM house also got other type of residents...
DeleteMust take note, in case "terbeli" his old house. ;p
I'm surprise to see the mushroom can actually open up~~ :O
ReplyDeleteJust like umbrella, yo! *amaze mode*
Yvonne, do you want some mushrooms to bake the mushroom chicken pie? TM will give you for free.
Deletebluek ..
DeleteMuahahahaha! I will send the Magic Mushrooms to you to make pies! Whoever eat sure get "high"....!!!!!!
DeleteDo you pluck it and try cooking assorted vegetables with mushroom dish? Or turn it into curry mushroom to eat with roti canai?
ReplyDeleteno wonder anay always invite thambee to go to his house to eat cheesy curry mutton with wild mushroom served with chapati with sliced mushroom!! :D
DeleteBetter keep a close watch to your Kamala, SK. I sense that TM is eyeing her and planning to poison you with his special abnormal white fungus. Then they can live happily ever after~~
DeleteThe script like this, can get accepted in Hollywood ka?
Bollywood can what. kakaka
DeleteChoi! Choi! Your mulut sial.... If I kill Thambee, all bloggers will kill me later. Nanti no more SK blogs. That Thambee loves Kamala too much, anay dare not even touch her hair! Nanti Kena castrate by Thambee!
DeleteLOL...no wonder la...now TM's secret all come out like the mushrooms
Deletefuyoh!! anay you can bring those wild mushroom and sell them maybe you can earn a fortune!!
ReplyDeletemaybe this is some kind of white truffle!! and normally mushrooms that are plain in colors are not poisonous..
Deletei wonder whether the houses of the two Dato will also have lots of mushroom, and blooming mushroom, inside?? no wonder they become Dato, all because mushrooms grow in their house!!
Deletemaybe Anay shouldn't move lah.. those mushrooms are fortune mushrooms, they will help Anay become the next Tan Sri lah~~
DeleteYa lo! shouldn't move, should use the mushroom to boil mushroom soup and bake mushroom chicken pie. There, go and see my recipe.
DeleteYeeee! You made my hair all stand up. I dare not even touch the mushroom, don't dream of eating the soup! Blergh! Blergh!.... I can even Lau Sai by thinking of it.....
DeleteFaints...
I wonder why your Ahem Mushroom is so fair like snow white... adapting to your wall color, isn't it? Trying to hide so that you won't notice it?
ReplyDeleteIt was so white that I could not even see them as I don't even walk up to that corner. I so damn malu to post the photos to show. 3rd time appeared no more chance, I just snapped!
DeleteTM, how you removed those Ahem Mushroom in the first 2 times? You plucked it yourself?
DeleteOh??? You're based in KL too...like SP? When are you moving? In time for my visit? Got guest room or not? Then I can tumpang...and save on hotel??? And you can chauffeur me around in your limousine jalan-jalan car makan. Best lah like that! LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteEeeee...the mushrooms so scary lah! Really like aliens!!!
Woi! STP where did you think I was living? Next time I will see you, now all in the mess! SP and I will belanja you makan.
DeleteYerrrr! The snow white mushroom very geli. Yerrr!
ReplyDeleteYeah so geli... Indoor and outdoor mushroom sure looks different. Sure u want to make them in your pies? I will dry them all and post to you soon!
DeleteWhen I get retrenchment, I want to open a stall next to Ahem's burger. I am selling Simple Chicken Pie, Rm6.50 each, sure won't taste KANASAI. TM, must come and buy, ok?
ReplyDeleteWah! You wanna move to KL? That will be fun! In between the Ahem Burger Stall and Yannie's Chicky Pies, I will open my Kanasai Fried Mushrooms stall to sell.
DeleteTM, if you move to new house, the new house grows snowwhite mushroom again, then how? move again ah?
ReplyDeleteChoi! Choi! No more mushrooms laaa.... I will urinate on them and drown them!
DeleteI just thought of something.
ReplyDeleteMoving house = house warming party.
Bila mau invite us?
i pun nak tanya..
DeleteThat will be fun! ... I so low profile one... Wife posted in her FB that we moving soon and my phone cannot stop ringing. People shocked!! Why I cannot move one? I have not told them we will migrate someday... They might scream!
DeleteWhat???? Bila mau migrate!!!
DeleteShock! Shock! @.@
Will alert everyone! hahaha
Moving house, migrate, whatever; I want to join the fun!! :D
Deletehey annay tm.. since we live very close now and it is easy for us to ahem ahem ahem... kakakakakaka one call you can come to my place..
ReplyDeleteThat that will be nice to makan dinner at your house everyday and then go blogging!
DeleteThat ahem ahem ahem bit is kinda worrying... LOL!!!
Deleteseriously I always go to your place during the weekend morning for jogging..
ReplyDeleteyou want to join me?
Uncle Anay go jogging with SP Thambee?? Sure boh, I will be dragging my feet far behind you. Where you go to lari? Must be the park lah.... I must go take a look... Every weekend I can bring 1 guest to any FF gym to exercise too. When Fui Fui go yoga, you follow me go exercise eyeballs at FF. Got a lot of Leng Lui and Bimbos there! Mahu ka Ahem?
DeleteOh dear! Now, they've started dating... What's next? LOL!!!
DeleteThen check out each other's body at the locker room. Die!
DeleteTM, you sure you want to bring SP to exercise eyeballs at FF gym, later fui fui knows, she will make SP kneeing on durians, no ahem ahem ahem for a month.
DeleteOMG, I've got to know SK with scandalous Panda recently.
DeleteNow TM with SP pulak! Hot news ~~
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Deletehey the park is really good..
Deletefresh air, lots of PEOPLE ...and we go up hill!!
what is FF? i really got so many things to learn le...
Fitness First Gyms la Thambee....
DeleteYa Ampun ya Tuhan ku, look at those comments! LOL
ReplyDeleteHey man! Long time no see! ..... You also died laughing at the bloggers comments?? They all Kena infected by SK virus plus contagious Ahem Ahem sexual disease ! Wakakaka
DeleteHope there aren't too many things to move. It can be a nightmare!
ReplyDeleteMy antiques alone half lorry! .... I already start worrying man....
DeleteWah! The mushrooms look so cute. Maybe Smurfs are coming for a visit. Hahaha...
ReplyDeleteHello Calvin! I will strike lottery soon because you comment today. Welcome again ok.
DeleteI didn't see Smurfs but big rats in my store room! Yucks!
nice to stay in a new house..the feeling is great but the moving is exhausting.
ReplyDeleteMy head spins as I dunno where to start packing. Only 2 persons need 3 lorries, no joke!
Deletethe mushroom so cantik .. all white .. so the glam..lol ;p
ReplyDeletenew house got house warming boh? need opening dance boh? lol ;p
House warming? When? When? LOL!!!
DeleteWoi Danny Gaga! You Love my white mushrooms? I boil them to make soup for you. I would love you to dance, no need Lion Dance!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on getting a new home... After seeing the moisture in the old house ---including the mushrooms-- I think it's time for you to move....Good Luck!!!
ReplyDeleteBetsy
Gaaa! I think a few Hungry Ghosts visited you! I've seen mushrooms grow in old wooden houses in Japan's humid summers, and even in relatively modern apartment buildings you have to watch out for mold. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your new house, and "ganbatte" with the packing and unpacking! ^^
PS: 24 x 100 would be regarded as MASSIVE in Tokyo. Inner courtyard? We can but dream ...
adei...sakit perut liao not because of the mushroom but because of reading the above comments LOL
ReplyDeletewooi....what you gonna do with the musroom la
What kind of mushrooms are these.Looking horrible especially growing indoor.
ReplyDeleteOkok..faster go go. Have fun moving house.
oh the mushroom are actually quite pretty :)
ReplyDeleteand happy moving :D
you say you gonna puke and you manage to snap photo and post it up here>? LOL
ReplyDeletewalao wei you ar . . . . and yah some sort of mushroom really can grow fast. and it might be poisonous thou . . .
OMG, I've never seen anything like these before. I'll probably freak out! Hahaha!
ReplyDeletei must say MAN WITH A VAN are the profesional removalists you are totally right.
ReplyDeleteToo Costly these Man Van guys, Melbourne city Movers are the best and affordable.
Deletecheck their price here :
https://www.melbournecitymovers.com.au/house-moving-packages/